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# Eva Herzigova and the Dress of a Thousand Nipples
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/eva-herzigova-and-the-dress-of-a-thousand-nipples-05-2020/
- Published: 2020-05-21T19:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2020-05-21T04:37:27.000Z
- Description: Picture it: Cannes, 2003...
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, 2003, Cannes, Cannes 2003, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

... Wait a moment, I think I just wrote the whole piece with just the headline.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/417528f-1590030239.jpg "56TH INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL, CANNES, FRANCE - 17 MAY 2003")

And there's more! It's udderly banans.

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