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# Eva Longoria at Cannes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/eva-longoria-at-cannes-2/
- Published: 2025-05-20T18:45:08.000Z
- Updated: 2025-05-20T06:38:59.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

## Eva Longoria

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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Eva Longoria is seen at Hotel Martinez during day seven of the 78th Cannes Film Festival on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/GC Images)

This dress is riding a tiny bit low, no? It's good, otherwise.

## Eva Longoria

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215789551-1747722642.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Eva Longoria attends the 2025 Nespresso x GQ Party at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at La Plage Nespresso on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Sylvain Lefevre/Getty Images)

That neck piece is such a nifty idea, but alas, we can see way too much below it.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215083942-1747722630.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Eva Longoria is seen during day two of the 78th Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)

I am confused by all these dresses we're seeing that want to look like they were wrapped haphazardly at the last second and then tied off on a wing and a prayer. She looks cute in it, but it's bonkers.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215005958-1747722664.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Eva Longoria attends La Môme 10 year anniversary dinner delebration on May 17, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images for La Môme Cannes)

WHAT IN THE WORLD. I guess they made the skirt before the edibles kicked in.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2214842960-1747722675.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Eva Longoria is seen at Hotel Martinez during day one of the 78th Cannes Film Festival on May 13, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)

Dreamy, with boring shoes. But the dreamy part isn't nothing.

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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Eva Longoria is seen at Hotel Martinez during day one of the 78th Cannes Film Festival on May 13, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)

Now I want some lemonade.

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