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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Eva Longoria is seen at Hotel Martinez during day seven of the 78th Cannes Film Festival on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/GC Images)

This dress is riding a tiny bit low, no? It's good, otherwise.

Eva Longoria

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Eva Longoria attends the 2025 Nespresso x GQ Party at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at La Plage Nespresso on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Sylvain Lefevre/Getty Images)

That neck piece is such a nifty idea, but alas, we can see way too much below it.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Eva Longoria is seen during day two of the 78th Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)

I am confused by all these dresses we're seeing that want to look like they were wrapped haphazardly at the last second and then tied off on a wing and a prayer. She looks cute in it, but it's bonkers.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Eva Longoria attends La Môme 10 year anniversary dinner delebration on May 17, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images for La Môme Cannes)

WHAT IN THE WORLD. I guess they made the skirt before the edibles kicked in.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Eva Longoria is seen at Hotel Martinez during day one of the 78th Cannes Film Festival on May 13, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)

Dreamy, with boring shoes. But the dreamy part isn't nothing.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Eva Longoria is seen at Hotel Martinez during day one of the 78th Cannes Film Festival on May 13, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)

Now I want some lemonade.

Eva Longoria Has Been Busy at Cannes
Per usual!

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