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# Eva Longoria Goes Full Slytherin at Cannes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/eva-longoria-goes-full-slytherin-at-cannes-05-2019/
- Published: 2019-05-20T19:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2019-05-20T17:14:13.000Z
- Description: Or maybe this is her salute to Drogon.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

Hey, perhaps this IS what people should wear when they're stuck (?) at Cannes going to parties for work -- Eva is there because she is under contract to L'Oreal to teach us all how to say "hyaluronic acid," and perhaps also to promote her new TV show -- instead of home in sweats, watching the end of *Game of Thrones*. Maybe this is Eva's way of urging HBO via sartorial diplomacy to consider a dragon-centric spin-off in which she herself plays a dragon -- a sexy one, obviously. A sexy one with an interest in ice-dancing that its dragon litter-mates finds unseemly and undignified, but which cannot be denied. Listen, she tried it.

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