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# Eva Longoria Has Been Busy
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/eva-longoria-has-been-busy-03-2025/
- Published: 2025-03-20T19:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2025-03-20T20:35:17.000Z
- Description: Mostly in NYC.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

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Eva Longoria is mostly out and about promoting *Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Road* *Trip*, which is not a sequel to the original Alexander movie adaptation, but rather what they're calling a "follow-up" in which they are grafting a similar plot onto a different family story. I hadn't realized the first adaptation did that well, but I guess it made an $80 million profit -- and has the distinction of being the first movie Jim Henson Company produced that lacks any puppets, although... wouldn't it be *better* with puppets, specifically Muppets? Wouldn't everything be better with Muppets? *White Lotus*: Miss Piggy went to high school with Jaclyn, Laurie, and Kate. *Lessons in Chemistry*: Why, the Swedish Chef, of course. Scooter belongs refining data on *Severance*. *Doctor Odyssey*? The rats. *Drive to Survive*? Well, it's a reality show, but surely we can get Beauregard in there driving his taxi like he did in *The Great Muppet Caper*. And I truly believe *The Revenant* would have been resplendent with Fozzie, although I'm sure he would have preferred auditioning for *Cocaine Bear*.

None of which has to do with Eva Longoria's wardrobe, but now that I'm imagining Miss Piggy, Sam the Eagle, and Statler and Waldorf helping out at Castle Cumming on *The Traitors*, and that's put me in a good headspace.

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