CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Eva Longoria attends the "Kinds Of Kindness" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)
That's quite unimpeachable. Strong start, Eva.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Eva Longoria attends the Chopard Trophy at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Carlton Beach on May 17, 2024 in Cannes, France.(Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)
Needs a hoik, Eva.
Cannes Film Festival 2024 Red Carpet
American actress Eva longoria at Cannes Film Festival 2024. Emilia Perez Red Carpet. Cannes (France), May 18, 2024 (Photo by Rocco Spaziani/Archivio Spaziani/Mondadori Portfolio via Getty Images)
Needs to be cut off and turned into a figure skating costume, Eva.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Eva Longoria attends The Red Sea International Film Festival's "Women in Cinema" Gala in partnership with Vanity Fair Europe at Hotel Du Cap on May 18, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Red Sea International Film Festival)
Ooh, I'm into this, Eva! Even with the unevenness; I think that plays well with the fabric.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Eva Longoria is seen at Hotel Martinez during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 18, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)
Your necklace is too long, Eva!
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Eva Longoria is seen at Hotel Martinez during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)
This is pretty good, but would it be better with a short skirt, Eva?
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Eva Longoria attends the 10th Global Gift Gala at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
That bodysuit looks better on the top than on the bottom, Eva.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Eva Longoria is seen at the Hôtel Martinez during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/GC Images)
Why do I keep using your name at the end of sentences, Eva? Also your sleeves are too long.
Lily Gladstone
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Lily Gladstone is seen at Hotel Martinez during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 23, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)
Oh no. Drab satin. SAVE HER.
Sofia Carson
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Sofia Carson is seen during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 23, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)
This is the tamest thing I've ever seen on Sofia Carson, methinks.
Mary Bonnet
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Mary Bonnet is seen at Hotel Martinez during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 23, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)
This is a whole lot.
Lena Mahfouf
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Lena Mahfouf is seen at Hotel Martinez during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 23, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)
That Challengers shirt is really hitting for people.
Diane Kruger
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Diane Kruger attends the Human Prize at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Villa Forbes on May 23, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
What's with the tissue layer? Also those shoes look like poorly tied moorings, or something.
Bella Hadid
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Bella Hadid is seen at Hotel Martinez during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 23, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)
Everyone's shoes look roomy right now. Why is this?
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Bella Hadid is seen at Hotel Martinez during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 23, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)
Also if you thought her dress looked lopsided from the front, you're right.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Bella Hadid is seen during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 23, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)
Bella is Palestinian, and this dress is an ode to a keffiyeh, a traditional garment usually worn as a scarf.
Katherine Langford
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Katherine Langford is seen at the Hôtel Martinez during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 23, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/GC Images)
Nipple barrettes! That's new.
Coco Rocha
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Coco Rocha attends the Kilian Paris "Sunkissed Goddess" Party at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Salama Restaurant on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)
This is fun to behold and surely a MISERY to wear.
Bella Thorne
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Bella Thorne is seen in Balmain at The Carlton Hotel during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 20, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)
She did some other kind of press conference in this -- for Filming Italy, I think? -- but spent most of her time draping herself all over this venue. She DOES look good, although maybe not in this specific position. It just made me laugh. Taking that many photos seems exhausting.
