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Let's be real: The science of the afterburn is at least interesting, but one-and-done abs are not a thing. But I still can't figure out if I've nailed who she looks like, as it does not feel like 100 percent Eva Longoria. (In THIS one, doesn't she kind of remind you of Posh Spice?)

Obviously there is a photo of her leaning on an old 4-wheel drive car, pretending she really digs dusty desert jaunts with nothing but her trusty knit micro-romper.

Here, she looks much more like the Gabrielle Solis in my mind, and in this one as well. Maybe it's the soapy look on her face. She isn't trying to sell you kombucha, or on the idea that a cabin in the desert brings you inner peace. She wants to seduce you. or in the case of that linked photo, possibly FIRE you.

Eva Longoria is Back in Action on Women's Health
It's been a minute.

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