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# Evangeline Lilly Pitches a Save
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/evangeline-lilly-pitches-a-save-06-2018/
- Published: 2018-06-14T18:00:13.000Z
- Updated: 2018-06-14T05:25:51.000Z
- Description: And improves her record to 1-1.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

After [The Great Sleeve Souffle Disaster of yesterday](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/evangeline-lilly-stings-herself-at-ant-man-the-wasp-premiere-06-2018/), Evangeline Lilly had dug herself quite the fashion hole. But, behold, she has arisen from the bog, via one of the unlikely trends that's sweeping the red carpet lately: The sexy cult robe. This is, I imagine, what one would wear to a gala at which all the various leaders of said cults gather together and hand out statuettes to the very best of them: Most New Followers, Biggest Annual Cash Haul, Most Egregious Line of B.S. Fed to the Masses, Best Uniforms -- all the important stuff. They're like the Cult Oscars. The Xenus, perhaps.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/06/shutterstock_9715761n-1528953579.jpg "'Ant-Man and the Wasp' film premiere, Taipei, Taiwan - 13 Jun 2018")

Evangeline is dressed like their Meryl Streep, owning the room in this caftanic garment that's nicely tailored and yet also divinely floaty. All the C-level people trying to start their own batshit wankery would be in whispering, huddled awe as she swept through the room all aglow and then stopped to strike a pose:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/06/shutterstock_9715761o-1528953589.jpg "'Ant-Man and the Wasp' film premiere, Taipei, Taiwan - 13 Jun 2018")

I mean, I'd probably join. The lone earring alone has me hypnotized.

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