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# Even Brooklyn Decker Doesn't Buy This Look...
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/even-brooklyn-decker-doesnt-buy-this-look-08-2018/
- Published: 2018-08-07T18:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2018-08-08T01:02:57.000Z
- Description: ...and she's WEARING it.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

Her expression truly says a thousand words, and those words are, "This suit is really cute, and I've ruined it by letting someone talk me into wearing my fanny pack slung around my neck like an idiot. Wearing it around your neck doesn't make it *not* a fanny pack, you guys! EVERYONE IS STARING AT IT. WHY did I agree to this? WHY." Okay, I guess that's only 52 words. So at least she gets bonus points for efficiency?

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