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# Evening Standard Theater Awards Dinner
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/evening-standard-theater-awards-dinner/
- Published: 2026-03-23T16:45:04.000Z
- Updated: 2026-03-23T03:25:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

## Cate Blanchett

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LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: Cate Blanchett attends The Standard Theatre Awards 2025 Winners Dinner hosted by the Standard's proprietor Lord Lebedev on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)

Well, I love her bob. It's Naomi Watts mixed with Meg Ryan. The outfit appears to be a long corduroy skirt, with... I can't tell. It's fine? It's VERY understyled. It does not scream, "I WON," quite as loudly as...

## Hayley Atwell

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LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: Hayley Atwell attends The Standard Theatre Awards 2025 Winners Dinner hosted by the Standard's proprietor Lord Lebedev on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)

... THIS does. This honestly screams, "I THOUGHT THIS WAS A WHOLE RED CARPET, BUT WE ARE IN SOME DUDE'S HOUSE." (I think it's the owner of the Standard.) I like it, but it's intense for the occasion. I guess if she's Notable Attendee, then it's notable.

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LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: Cate Blanchett attends The Standard Theatre Awards 2025 Winners Dinner hosted by the Standard's proprietor Lord Lebedev on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)

Side note: The statue looks like an actor sitting on the toilet.

## Rachel Zegler

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LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: Rachel Zegler attends The Standard Theatre Awards 2025 Winners Dinner hosted by the Standard's proprietor Lord Lebedev on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)

This is an odd choice for a dinner. It feels more casual, yes, but she'll presumably be sitting which means all anyone will see are her boobs and a semicircular ruffle. At least then they won't notice how awkward the length is. A+ on the makeup, though.

## Mason Alexander Park

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2267476706-1774219953.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: Mason Alexander Park attends The Standard Theatre Awards 2025 Winners Dinner hosted by the Standard's proprietor Lord Lebedev on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)

Mason was not nominated; they just opened Oh Mary in London, so maybe they were there as... a presenter? Do they present awards at this? Maybe Mason presented Meaningful Appetizers to people. They look great except for those terrible camel-toe shoes. I SEE YOU, HOOVES.

## Stephen Fry

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LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: Stephen Fry attends The Standard Theatre Awards 2025 Winners Dinner hosted by the Standard's proprietor Lord Lebedev on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)

I also enjoy people posing in front of a roaring fire that appears to have... are those Jesus's feet? I don't see a cross though, or nails... but... what IS this place. Report back, Mr. Fry!

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