LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: Cate Blanchett attends The Standard Theatre Awards 2025 Winners Dinner hosted by the Standard's proprietor Lord Lebedev on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)
Well, I love her bob. It's Naomi Watts mixed with Meg Ryan. The outfit appears to be a long corduroy skirt, with... I can't tell. It's fine? It's VERY understyled. It does not scream, "I WON," quite as loudly as...
Hayley Atwell
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: Hayley Atwell attends The Standard Theatre Awards 2025 Winners Dinner hosted by the Standard's proprietor Lord Lebedev on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)
... THIS does. This honestly screams, "I THOUGHT THIS WAS A WHOLE RED CARPET, BUT WE ARE IN SOME DUDE'S HOUSE." (I think it's the owner of the Standard.) I like it, but it's intense for the occasion. I guess if she's Notable Attendee, then it's notable.
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: Cate Blanchett attends The Standard Theatre Awards 2025 Winners Dinner hosted by the Standard's proprietor Lord Lebedev on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)
Side note: The statue looks like an actor sitting on the toilet.
Rachel Zegler
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: Rachel Zegler attends The Standard Theatre Awards 2025 Winners Dinner hosted by the Standard's proprietor Lord Lebedev on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)
This is an odd choice for a dinner. It feels more casual, yes, but she'll presumably be sitting which means all anyone will see are her boobs and a semicircular ruffle. At least then they won't notice how awkward the length is. A+ on the makeup, though.
Mason Alexander Park
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: Mason Alexander Park attends The Standard Theatre Awards 2025 Winners Dinner hosted by the Standard's proprietor Lord Lebedev on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)
Mason was not nominated; they just opened Oh Mary in London, so maybe they were there as... a presenter? Do they present awards at this? Maybe Mason presented Meaningful Appetizers to people. They look great except for those terrible camel-toe shoes. I SEE YOU, HOOVES.
Stephen Fry
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: Stephen Fry attends The Standard Theatre Awards 2025 Winners Dinner hosted by the Standard's proprietor Lord Lebedev on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)
I also enjoy people posing in front of a roaring fire that appears to have... are those Jesus's feet? I don't see a cross though, or nails... but... what IS this place. Report back, Mr. Fry!
