
I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but not your Kleenex on your strap. (This is generally very pretty, though, and props to her for interesting shoes.)

This is very Modern Liesl Von Trapp. Like Kaia Gerber before her, at least early on, Ever is not a tremendous model yet. but she has time; she's only 18-going-on-19. Plenty old enough to dance in a gazebo with her favorite telegram boy who will turn out to be a total douche.

My friends, I loathe this. Both the heinous non-dress and the depressing backdrop -- this was a portrait shoot in Venice but it looks like she's on Spring Break and got all her belongings stolen and is modeling in exchange for a free motel room.

Kiefer is in this movie, too, and he's doing his level-best to look distinguished.
