NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 25: Billy Porter attends the 2019 Ali Forney Center Gala at Cipriani Wall Street on October 25, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Santiago Felipe/Getty Images)
Show up at an event with Billy at your peril, because no one will be looking at anyone else. He's carrying a dog purse and wearing sleeves that make him look like a more fantastic Baymax, all of which creates the vibe of Mary Poppins via Roald Dahl.
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Lindsay Lohan and Billy Porter
A Place at the Table: The Ali Forney Center's Annual Fall Gala, Arrivals, Cipriani Wall Street, New York, USA - 25 Oct 2019NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 25: Billy Porter, Lindsay Lohan and J. Alexander attend the 2019 Ali Forney Center Gala at Cipriani Wall Street on October 25, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Santiago Felipe/Getty Images)
The perspective here of the sheer size of his sleeve is amazing. Also... Lindsay seems to have gone overboard with her lip size.
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Lindsay Lohan
A Place at the Table: The Ali Forney Center's Annual Fall Gala, Arrivals, Cipriani Wall Street, New York, USA - 25 Oct 2019
It's better when she's smiling. But I BADLY want to give her extensions a trim. Rapunzel she is not.
Billy and Miss J Alexander
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Billy Porter and Miss Jay Alexander
A Place at the Table: The Ali Forney Center's Annual Fall Gala, Arrivals, Cipriani Wall Street, New York, USA - 25 Oct 2019
I want to give Miss J some due for being on network TV -- yes, UPN and The CW technically count -- way back in 2003, and doing some pioneering work in terms of simply being whoever you are, unapologetically, confidently. Also, holy cats, now I want Miss J and Billy together on a rebooted ANTM.
with Nathan Lee Graham
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Billy Porter and Nathan Lee Graham
A Place at the Table: The Ali Forney Center's Annual Fall Gala, Arrivals, Cipriani Wall Street, New York, USA - 25 Oct 2019
Nathan Lee Graham is this guy, a face you will doubtlss recognize from any number of projects. I downloaded THIS photo because when Billy moves in this coat, it looks like his arm has gruesomely broken.
in The Blonds
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Billy Porter
Billy Porter Launches the Tiffany & Love Studio by Tiffany & Co, New York, USA - 24 Oct 2019
At a separate event, Billy wore this, which is hereafter how I would like to enter every party to which I am invited. And some to which I am not.
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 08: Billy Porter attends the Montblanc: (Red)Launch Dinner and Party at Monsieur Bleu on October 08, 2019 in Paris, France. (Photo by Edward Berthelot/Getty Images For Montblanc)
This is also groovy. It's like country music meets Clueless.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 12: Billy Porter speaks onstage during a talk with Rachel Syme at the 2019 New Yorker Festival on October 12, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Craig Barritt/Getty Images for The New Yorker)
I want to see Billy's eyeglasses closet. PLEASE BILLY. GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.
