LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 11: Stassie Karanikolaou and Kylie Jenner attend PrettyLittleThing Campaign Launch for PLT SHAPE with Brand Ambassador Anastasia Karanikolaou on April 11, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
This event is called the "PrettyLittleThing Campaign Launch for PLT SHAPE with Brand Ambassador Anastasia Karanikolaou" and I basically don't understand any of those words in that order, but be happy, young people! Live your lives! Run free in your giant shapeless tee shirt dresses and insane thigh-high shiny purple boots, like your top half is at a seventh grade slumber party and the bottom is in costume as Sexy Batgirl!
Christina Milian
LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 11: Singer Christina Milian attends PrettyLittleThing Campaign Launch for PLT SHAPE with Brand Ambassador Anastasia Karanikolaou on April 11, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
I feel like Christina Milian is all, "by posing after Kylie, I look SUPER REASONABLE even though I'm wearing chainmail over a bra."
Zuri Hall
LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 11: TV personality Zuri Hall attends PrettyLittleThing Campaign Launch for PLT SHAPE with Brand Ambassador Anastasia Karanikolaou on April 11, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
And Zuri Hall is like, "I got the memo about the slumber party tee, but the rest of it must have been cut off?" (I need to note that I actually always really like Zuri Hall when she's doing red carpet coverage.)
Lilimar Hernandez
LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 11: Actor Lilimar Hernandez attends PrettyLittleThing Campaign Launch for PLT SHAPE with Brand Ambassador Anastasia Karanikolaou on April 11, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
She's apparently in a Nickelodeon show and I worry that she is too young to have appreciated the Lessons of Ross Geller when it comes to pleather pants. JUST DON'T MAKE A PASTE, DEAR CHILD.
Luna Blaise
LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 11: Actor Luna Blaise attends PrettyLittleThing Campaign Launch for PLT SHAPE with Brand Ambassador Anastasia Karanikolaou on April 11, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
She is in Fresh Off the Boat, and this outfit amuses me. She sort of looks like she's going to a rave hosted by the Illuminati?
Lexy Panterra
LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 11: Musician Lexy Panterra attends PrettyLittleThing Campaign Launch for PLT SHAPE with Brand Ambassador Anastasia Karanikolaou on April 11, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
Lexy Panterra does not have a Wikipedia page! This concerns me! However, I am not concerned about her Coachella outfit, as this dry run has gone swimmingly.
