Megan Thee Stallion

As lopsided dresses go, this one is not bad? The boob horns work, and the glimpse of the boning is small. She looks like the character in the movie who WE know is the sexy villain, and now we have to wait for the hero to figure it out.

Kat Graham

I hope she switched it to her right side halfway through the night, to even out the workout.

Avril Lavigne

This is by no means a good outfit, but it's heartwarmingly on brand for Avril. She went away for a while, she popped in occasionally, and now she's here in something that feels evolved but still very much her. That's not easy. Also, somewhere Gwen Stefani wishes she'd made this back when she had her LAMB line. ALSO it's basically just a portable picnic blanket, so technically anyone could make this at home with the right sewing machine.

Maggie Lindemann

Maggie is a singer who is taking loincloths to terrifying new places.

Carmen Electra

But of course.

Sofia Carso in Valentino

She LOVEs a big dramatic gown, but usually it's of the poofy variety. This one just looks hairy, like they made it with confetti that had been stuck to a bar floor on Mardi Gras for too long.

Heidi Klum

This is overall a good dress, but does it look like the proportions are off? The waist seems too empire on her, and thus the skirt seems too short. It reminds me of when I would try on a dress in the wrong size -- or in a petite -- because they didn't HAVE my actual size, and then try to convince myself that it looked normal when really I just needed the slightly bigger/longer one.

Billy Porter

Well, I love pink on him, but he might need the name of a good tailor.

Danica McKellar

Was this designed by spirograph?

Shaun White

OH IT'S HIS TIE. For a while I sincerely thought he had a napkin of some kind around his neck, but I believe he just didn't tie his tie. Which... whatever, Shaun. He also needs socks. I do not think he is as cool as he believes himself to be.

The Kid LAROI

He doesn't seem to trust me, and I don't trust his bolo tie, so we are even.

Charlie Puth and LL Cool J

I get that LL is LL, and also, he's pushing a message of love, so... sure, although he seems underdressed. But Charlie Puth looks ABSURD in that. Ferris Bueller at least wore some Hanes under that, pal.

Jabbawockeez

This is brilliant. You can replace people at will and no one will ever know.

Taylor Momsen

This DOES seem like the grown-up, polished version of what she was wearing when she first got into music. I hope she's doing okay. She seems to be; her band is twice-nominated.

Dove Cameron

This outfit is giving me anxiety about the times my necklaces have knotted together.

Willow Smith

Well, it's a good coat. I assume the boots have concealed zippers, because you could get some serious repetitive stress trying to buckle those up. I am nothing if not concerned for everyone's joints.

Lil Nas X

Is that a Kevlar vest?

Kevin Wright, Gina Torres

I had NO IDEA Gina has been dating a cowboy for the last few years! I enjoy this journey for her.

John Legend

John is there promoting his single Coffee Stains On My New Kitchen Table.

Nicole Scherzinger

That fabric is so pretty, but I feel like she should be wearing that on vacation in Hawaii and not here.

April Love Geary and Robin Thicke

I just... cannot believe he is employed; I don't get the value-add there. Yes, he had a hit song, but it was... pretty damn rapey, lyrically speaking. And that's basically all he's ever done, and yet he's somehow a panelist on The Masked Singer? (He was hired before Emily Ratajkowski said he sexually assaulted her while shooting the video, but I guess no one cared about that when it came out?) That show is a no-go for me already because it pays Jenny McCarthy, but he's a close second on my list of reasons I won't watch. P.S. Button your shirt, dude.

Coi Leray

I do not even know what to say here. I hope that's a watergun, and that she managed to get Robin Thicke with it before it was confiscated.

Jennifer Lopez

"Thank you for this award! The labial chafing was ABSOLUTELY worth it to say that I'm an ... iHeartRadio icon? Really? I CAN'T EGOT WITH THIS."

We Got Lopsided Skirts, Sparkle, Sheers, and Some Patterns at the iHeartRadio Awards

Starring Megan Thee Stallion, John Legend, Avril Lavigne, and Billy Porter, among others.