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Michelle Rodriguez

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 08: Actor Michelle Rodriguez attends "The Fate Of The Furious" New York Premiere at Radio City Music Hall on April 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

Sure. Fine. Whatever! (In all honesty, these wee boob cups are a bit skimpy looking to me. Not in a sense where she seems undressed -- she doesn't -- but in the sense where I feel like this dress needs a little more to it to make something of itself up top.)

Jackie Cruz

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 08: Actor Jackie Cruz attends "The Fate Of The Furious" New York Premiere at Radio City Music Hall on April 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

This is sort of cute and sassy from the front...

Jackie Cruz

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 08: Actor Jackie Cruz attends "The Fate Of The Furious" New York Premiere at Radio City Music Hall on April 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

And SASSIER from the back.

Elsa Pataky

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 08: Model Elsa Pataky attends "The Fate Of The Furious" New York Premiere at Radio City Music Hall on April 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

I just need to admit to you all that I did not recognize Elsa Pataky with longer hair AND that her being at this event made me think, for one long moment, that Scott Eastwood was Chris Hemsworth. Shrug. I don't even know.

Hillary Rhoda

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 08: Model Hillary Rhoda attends "The Fate Of The Furious" New York Premiere at Radio City Music Hall on April 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

This is somehow the platonic ideal of what the best-selling Mary Kay rep wears to cocktail night at the annual convention, and also totally modelesque on her.

Nathalie Emmanuel

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 08: Actor Nathalie Emmanuel attends "The Fate Of The Furious" New York Premiere at Radio City Music Hall on April 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

I'm not sure what's happening with the feathers here, but Nathalie looks great -- regardless of how avian she's actually getting.

Everyone Else at the Fate of the Furious Premiere
We've seen the men. We've been HORRIFIED by what Dior did to Charlize. Now... eyeball everyone else, except Helen Mirren, who is pretending that she isn't in this movie at all. Spoiler: SHE IS. [Photos: Getty]

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