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Natalie Portman in Rodarte

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Natalie Portman attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for IFP)

BEHOLD! The elusive WEARABLE RODARTE.

Judith Light in Zac Posen

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Actress Judith Light attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for IFP)

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, GODDESS.

Anya Taylor-Joy in Gucci

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Actress Anya Taylor-Joy attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for IFP)

I enjoy how dramatic this is. It's like an amazing silk wall-hanging from Lady Mary's new bedroom. Also: I want to see her and Jaime King play sisters in something. They resemble each other, right?

Malin Akerman in The 2nd Skin Co

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Malin Akerman attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Matthew Eisman/Getty Images for IFP)

This jumpsuit is what you'd get if you mashed up Marilyn Monroe's Seven Year Itch dress with John Travolta's Staying Alive suit. So...it's iconic-adjacent?

Neve Campbell

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Actress Neve Campbell attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for IFP)

Pick a sleeve, Neve.

Leslie Mann in Roland Mouret

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Leslie Mann attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Matthew Eisman/Getty Images for IFP)

This is totally nice -- right? -- but it also feels really daytime to me.

Krysten Ritter in Cushnie et Ochs

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Krysten Ritter attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Matthew Eisman/Getty Images for IFP)

Like, Leslie and Krysten do NOT appear to be attending the same event. Dress codes are complicated, y'all.

Zoey Deutch in Monse

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Zoey Deutch attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for IFP)

STOP THE PRESSES. This is Monse and I LOVE IT.

Sasha Lane in Valentino

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Actress Sasha Lane attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for IFP)

This is one of those looks where I don't particularly like it, but I DO get it and find it successful. Does that make sense at all, even? Where am I? What day is it?

Greta Gerwig in Adeam

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Greta Gerwig attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for IFP)

Thumbs up for her lipstick and shoes in particular.

Kate Beckinsale in Marchesa

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Kate Beckinsale attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for IFP)

Even Kate is starting to look sort of bored of herself.

Annette Bening in Michael Kors Collection

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Annette Bening attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for IFP)

Annette Bening IS Elaine Stritch in Stritch!

Everyone Else at the Gotham Awards
Featuring -- brace yourself! -- a GREAT Monse.

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