Everyone Else at this InStyle Party

Connie Britton

Hi, y'all.

Kate Bosworth in Alexandre Vauthier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9168892q) Kate Bosworth InStyle Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 23 Oct 2017 WEARING ALEXANDRE VAUTHIER

First of all, this dress looks like a Gucci knock-off to me (although I think it's lovely, actually, in a very Dynasty way). Second, it's perplexing to me that Kate Bosworth is married to a not-very-well-known director because she SO CLEARLY looks like she ought to be married to a very very rich New York hedge fund guy. (I mean, I presume she loves her husband and I wish them the best, but she is serving some Third Wife Socialite FACE here.)

Kelly Rowland in Georges Chakra

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9168892ba) Kelly Rowland InStyle Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 23 Oct 2017 WEARING GEORGES CHAKRA SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *8012281az

I hope Kelly wears this when she re-creates the November Rain video (she, of course, will sing the Axl Rose part, but act the Stephanie Seymour part).

Ellen Pompeo in Co

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (9168641b) Ellen Pompeo InStyle Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 23 Oct 2017 WEARING CO

I enjoy this, mostly because I am compelled by a neck ruffle.

January Jones

I'm just relieved every time I realize that's a satin waist sash and NOT her torso.

Serayah McNeill in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9168892w) Serayah McNeill InStyle Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 23 Oct 2017 WEARING VERSUS VERSACE SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *8412561cn

This is WAY cuter on her than it has the right to be on any human person.

Faith Hill

Later, Faith Hill and Connie Britton will perform a duet (Connie in character as a re-animated Rayna James) to determine which of them wore the white knee-length vaguely-cocktail-ish frock best.

Cindy Crawford in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9168892ad) Cindy Crawford InStyle Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 23 Oct 2017 WEARING VERSACE

I feel like she's looked more interesting than she looks here, but her face is, as ever, fabulous. (It's interesting to me that Cindy's career has gotten a boost from her daughter's modeling ascendence. It's sort of like we all remembered that Cindy Crawford is great.)

Bella Heathcote (in Rosie Assoulin) and Phoebe Tonkin (in Chanel)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9168892g) Bella Heathcote and Phoebe Tonkin InStyle Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 23 Oct 2017

"You two! You're both in florals! Stand next to each other!" (In fairness: They actually both look pretty great.)

Bella Heathcote's Sophia Webster shoes

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9168926bu) Bella Heathcote InStyle Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 23 Oct 2017 2017 InStyle Awards

HELLO LOVERS.

Lauren Cohen in Mary Katrantzou

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9168926cu) Lauren Cohan InStyle Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 23 Oct 2017 2017 InStyle Awards WEARING MARY KATRANTZOU SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *8413309be

This is so fabulously autumnal, it makes me want to cry. And given that it was over 90 degrees when she went out wearing this last night, she may have also wanted to cry.

Angela Sarafyan in Georges Chakra

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9168892z) Angela Sarafyan InStyle Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 23 Oct 2017 WEARING GEORGES CHAKRA SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *8899178bw

Sure! Fine! A resounding: Whatever!