Everyone Looks Hotter In Sunglasses: Cotillard-Fassbender Edition

Marion Cotillard

I appreciate anyone who counts using very specific sunglasses as a way of accessorizing. Because IT IS.

Cotillard

I also needed you to see the INSANE shoes she is wearing under this dress. Those are full Wino Forever in Reality Bites shoes. As in, something that should hightail it back to its corner of the 90s and stay there, cowering in fear of the future.

Marion Cotillard in Andra

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 28: Michael Fassbender & Marion Cotillard pose during a photo call for Assassin's Creed, on November 28, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

Once she lets down the dress, it's quite pleasant. As is Fassbender's comfy-looking outfit. He could as easily be meandering through a farmer's market looking for some tomatos for a killer burrata salad. I dig that.

Fassy & Cotillard

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 28: Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard & Justin Kurzel pose during a photo call for Assassin's Creed, on November 28, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

And of course Fassbender is like, "Hang on while I break off a piece of your shades action." One cannot miss an opportunity to (usually) look hotter.