Faye Dunaway, 1984

TECHNICALLY, she's at Heathrow here, but she's flying to Cannes so I decided this counts. This is obviously profoundly glam.

Meg Ryan, 1994

This is 100% pinned to the Inspiration Board maintained by Kristen Stewart's glam squad.

Grace Jones, 2001

YES. We want more! (Also, can you imagine being seated behind Grace here? You would NOT be able to see the movie.)

Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio, 2002

Leo looks normal; Cammy D looks like she fell directly into a 2002 Time Capsule and is just waiting for us to dig her up.

Charlize Theron, 2004

Look at this absolute baby face.

Brad Pitt, 2004

Sure, he's technically not wearing them on his face, but it's fine. This was the photo that prompted me to text Heather. This was during the Troy promotional tour and, I mean....this was good casting for Achilles. Basically, I need to sit down now.

Alicia Keys, 2004

I truly think I could tell you that this was 2017 and you'd believe me. 

Sharon Stone, 2005

Meanwhile, Sharon is promoting the Basic Instinct sequel wearing the detrius of an actual goose.

Jude Law, 2007

In case you forgot -- and I am sure you didn't -- Jude Law was SHOCKINGLY GOOD LOOKING for a very VERY long time. (He's still very good-looking, obviously, but I think age has made him more believably kooky, which is where his actual strengths lie.) This is just classic goodness.

Bai Ling, 2007

Bai Ling saw Brad Pitt not wearing sunglasses on his face, so Bai Ling didn't wear sunglasses on her face.

Swinton, 2007

The mid-aughts was a time when we all bought sunglasses that made us look slightly like bugs.

Brad Pitt, 2007

Brad Pitt, still extremely hot.

Brad Pitt, 2009

This is...hilarious. He looks like a handsome but incompetent man who has gone undercover in a disguise that will fool no one.

Isabelle Adjani, 2009

See? Isabelle Adjani has already clocked him.

Cate Blanchett, 2010

Meanwhile, Cate Blanchett is in full Rich Uptight Matron mode. (These sunglasses are too small for her face.)

Brad Pitt, 2011

Ah, yes, this was the period when I believe a lot of us found ourselves thinking, "what is going on with Brad?"

Brad Pitt, 2012

One of things he was up to was growing out his hair. I enjoy this Brad Pitt As The Dude cosplay, though.

Brad Pitt, 2012

I do believe this particular haircut is veering into The Rachel, however. While we're here, though, it seems like a good time to point out that the classic aviator sunglasses are almost always a good idea.

Ewan McGregor, 2012

Ewan McGregor is at Peak Hotness here.

Goldie Hawn, 2013

These are fun. (Which is certainly on brand for Goldie.)

Marion Cotillard, 2013

Given the time period, I assume these are Dior -- apologies for not having credits for most of these! -- and they are fancy.

Cate Blanchett, 2014

I'm obsessed with these sunglasses AND, honestly, this haircut.

Matt Smith, 2014

Strong Prince Philip vibes from Matt Smith here. 

Sophia Loren, 2014

Sophia Loren FOR SURE owns like six pairs of these exact glasses.

Sharon Stone, 2014

I appreciate Sharon Stone for looking like she swept into town on the back of a platypus.

Joan Collins, 2014

It's not Cannes without Joan. (I mean, it is -- she doesn't go every year. But in my heart, anyway.)

Sienna Miller, 2015

This lipstick/sunglasses combo is PRIMO.

Cheryl, 2015

This was back when Cheryl Tweedy Cole  Fernandez-Versini -- now just CHERYL and I honeslty am not sure if I think Cheryl is famous enough to be a one name? -- was  in the Fernandez-Versini portion. These sunglasses are CUTE. (They're Fendi.

Parker Posey, 2015

Our noted kook is in the house! These feel vintage to me. 

Noomi Rapace, 2015

Truly, I believe this to be one of her most glamorous looks. She looks like a young, rich heiress with romantic problems.

Phyllis Smith, Amy Poehler and Mindy Kaling, 2015

They were promoting 'Inside Out," and those glasses coorespond to their characters, I believe -- but they're also very cute in general.

Sienna Miller, 2015

"I need some clear framed sunglasses," I just thought, forgetting that I already own some cheap ones. 

Isabelle Huppert, 2015

Get ready for a LOT of shots of Isabelle Huppert looking fantastic in a wide variety of shades.

Diane Kruger, 2015

2015 was a strong year for sunglasses.

Naomi Watts, 2015

These are sassy.

George Clooney, 2016

I love Intern George but these feel a little geriatic on him.

Kristen Stewart, 2016

I presume these are Chanel and they are GREAT.

Kirsten Dunst, 2016

Kiki looks so doubtful, but these glasses (and her haircut) are so cute!

Helen Mirren, 2016

The Queen has arrived. She's owned these for approximately 15 years.

Elle Fanning, 2016

These are cute, and it's nice to have sunglasses that your friends can check their lipstick in. Sincerely!

Isabelle Huppert, 2016

These are glorious. (They're Armani.)

Julianne Moore, 2017

I also decided I need a pair like these and remembered that I do. (Mine are cheapies that I got on Amazon years ago, again, though.)

Michelle Williams, 2017

This was a very cool, tougher look on her.

Cara Delevingne, 2017

This is all Moschino.

Swinton, 2017

You could tell me that these allow Swinton to scan your internal organs and I'd believe this.

Rihanna, 2017

If Rihanna cannot wholly carry off these tiny glasses...can any human?

Elisabeth Moss, 2017

These are CUTE.

Elisabeth Moss, 2017

So are these! Good work in the sunglasses space, Elisabeth Moss.

Jessica Chastain, 2017

Also good in the sunglasses realm? Jessica Chastain (which makes sense; we've all seen her rock the aviators in Zero Dark Thirty).

Jessica Chastain, 2017

These are great.

Naomi Campbell, 2017

I almost think that Naomi Campbell is the one human person who looks better WITHOUT sunglasses.

Isabelle Huppert, 2017

"I'm back! With MORE sunglasses!"

Isabelle Huppert, 2017

These are classics.

Sandy Powell, 2017

This whole look is A MOOD.

Eva Longoria, 2017

ALSO A MOOD.

Coco Rocha, 2017

These are rad.

Diane Kruger, 2017

These are Dior and I know that because they say "J'Adior" on them.

Elle Fanning, 2017

These are really charming.

Kristen Stewart, 2018

Round sunglasses: How do we feel?

Cate Blanchett, 2018

A good monochrome look on La Blanchett.

Carey Mulligan, 2018

This is all Gucci, and her hair here makes me think she and Cate Blanchett need to play sisters in something.

Julianne Moore, 2018

This is a flashy, fun look on JuMo.

Sara Salamo, 2018

(a) These are really fun, and (b) She really looks like Penelope Cruz to me.

Lupita Nyong'o 2018

Lupita has a LONG history of Good Glasses, and these are super on her.

Fan Bingbing, 2018

I do think that her lipstick might be stealing focus, though.

Marion Cotillard, 2018

This is ALSO a great lipstick.

Laura Harrier, 2018

We're in an EXCELLENT lipstick run, here.

Adam Driver, 2018

Adam Driver break!

Donald Glover, 2018

Donald Glover break!

Emilia Clarke, 2018

Charming.

Diana Rigg, 2019

AMAZING. God bless Diana Rigg.

Swinton, 2019

These are very cool. I wish I was going to come out of quarantine looking like Swinton.

Brad Pitt, 2019

Look who's back!

Bryce Dallas Howard, 2019

She is so cute in these.

Penelope Cruz, 2019

Penelope Cruz heard us speaking of her, and thus she appeared! (In Chanel.) 

Chloe Sevigny, 2019

I might wish these were a LITTLE bigger?

Isabelle Huppert, 2019

But I'd never have any notes for the Sunglasses Styling of Madame Huppert.

Everyone Looks Hotter in Sunglasses in Cannes

Especially Brad Pitt. Holy cow.