Ew, Fendi

Nicki Minaj

Sigh. I guess this is Nicki Minaj's wheelhouse but the eternal question of WHY remains unanswered.

Sydney Sweeney in Fendi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (10445425bm) Sydney Sweeney at FENDI Prints On, held at FENDI, Beverly Hills, CA #FENDIPrintsOn #FFSeries @Fendi FENDI Prints On, Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, USA - 15 Oct 2019 Wearing Fendi

Sydney looks like a totally different person in this picture than she did the other night, when Ralph Lauren got to style her. This feels like a Paris Hilton fashion fantasy, ripped from that terrible-looking app that buys ads on every single game I own.

Storm Reid in Fendi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (10445425bf) Storm Reid attends FENDI Prints On, held at FENDI, Beverly Hills, CA #FENDIPrintsOn #FFSeries @Fendi FENDI Prints On, Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, USA - 15 Oct 2019 Wearing Fendi

It was a Wednesday, and she did wear pink, so: on theme. Storm did well to find something reasonable.

Halle Bailey and Chloe Bailey

They are at least CUTE walking billboards.

Skai Jackson

But what is that sawn-off shirt? Is Bill Belichick doing a Fendi capsule collection?

Paris Jackson

Paris Jackson somehow looks exactly the same to me even though she's not repeating clothes. This is... fine? ... but it's not convincing me Fendi offers anything innately stylish.