PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Emma Corrin attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Peter White/Getty Images)
I laugh aloud every time I look at this. It's from last season's couture show, and I truly did not imagine anyone voluntarily wearing horned nipples.
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Emma Corrin attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
The workmanship is excellent, but nobody's boobs should need to be trimmed like a pet's claws.
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Emma Corrin attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
This looks impossible to sit in, but I DO actually need something like that because I just brought home my dad's big British Racing Green winged desk chair and it's too deep for me to lean against while working. This might help! Couture posture support!
Bad Bunny in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Benito Martinez Ocasio a.k.a. Bad Bunny attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Peter White/Getty Images)
He is a stylish guy, generally. But this tie looks like wearing a woman's braid as a trophy.
Michelle Yeoh in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Michelle Yeoh attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
She is also generally chic but the blue hair on her dress is a little odd to me.
Lee Pace in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 6: Lee Pace attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 6, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by JB Lacroix/GC Images)
"Oh, hi, guys. I have a mullet but I'm still a stone cold fox. You're welcome."
Cardi B in Rahul Mishra
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Cardi B attends the Rahul Mishra Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
I think what looks like a draped skirt is actually artistic beading, which is very cool. I am surprised this didn't turn up on someone doing press for The Odyssey but it's early days, I suppose. Also it's the similar but more ornate version of the nipples Zendaya just wore.
Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu in Tony Ward
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu attends the Tony Ward Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
Is that... a naked body being run through with a sword? Is Emma Corrin's boob talon going on a rampage?
Sheryl Lee Ralph in Tony Ward
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Sheryl Lee Ralph attends the Tony Ward Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
She is fabulous, and this NABs.
Sheryl Lee Ralph in Georges Hobeika
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Sheryl Lee Ralph attends the Georges Hobeika Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
This feels a little Mother of the Bride, but still an extremely glamorous one.
Fan Bingbing in Georges Hobeika
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Fan Bingbing attends the Georges Hobeika Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
Gorgeous. I want to watch this murder mystery so much. She can be the woman everyone underestimates, who solves the crime.
