Bey and Jay

I mean, it's Beyonce. She's not gonna go speeding with Lewis unless she is DRESSED for it. But I enjoy that on her way to the track, her zipper was standing relatively at attention...

... and for the actual photo op and laps, it mysteriously slumped south. Also, I must note that her boobs look fantastic and I don't believe she'd mind me saying so.

Bey and Jay

At first I was going to say that if you marry the two outfits, you get one Boobs Legsly, but then I noticed she has a little cleav in play here too. I cannot imagine wanting to watch ANY sporting event in any of this except the long coat.

Ben Affleck

This is very practical and comfy on Ben.

Don't worry, he does still have Resting Forlorn Face.

Cynthia Erivo

It's a bummer Cynthia or Beyonce didn't also do the anthem, although Cynthia is on vocal rest, I believe. I can't tell if her clothes have ACTUAL stuff on them, or just the image of texture airbrushed onto them. They look dirty in a Star Wars sort of way.

Sofia Carson

She looks like someone who very much wants you to notice that she is trying to be incognito.

Tara-Davis Woodhall and Hunter Woodhall

THESE TWO. Our adorable Olympian/Paralympian couple. They look cool even though I suspect someone handed them souvenir jackets like two minutes before they did this walk.

Tara-Davis Woodhall and Hunter Woodhall

I just love them.

Dylan Douglas, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones

CZJ's pants are FANTASTIC and the pattern on her son's is FACES.

Once again, she's slaying. Simple but chic.

Terry Crews and Rebecca King-Crews

She and Rebecca had a mind meld. Terry looks exactly as excited as any man who's about to drive a pink Cadillac made of Lego.

Nina Dobrev

Timeless leather blazer!

Naomi Campbell

Guys, I ... did not recognize her. Is it because she's cheesing so hard at the camera? I really thought it was Yvonne Orji. (It is def Naomi. That man is Flavio Briatore, who is -- among many things -- Naomi's ex-fiance.)

Naomi Campbell

She looks MORE like herself here, I think? Not sure about those pants.

Magic Johnson

Are those... imitation suspenders?

A'ja Wilson talks with Susie Wolff

A'ja is like, "I am not here for the photo op; I have a LOT OF THOUGHTS for Susie." (Susie runs F1 Academy, did a practice run at Silverstone in 2014 that made her the first woman to drive in an F1 event, and is also married to Toto Wolff of Mercedes. Ergo, I, too, would stop for this conversation.)

Leona Lewis

This is all a bit too long all at once.

Morris Chestnut

Handsome. Leather jacket season is a fun season.

Damson Idris

What did I just say!!!

Phil Keoghan

Oh, PHIL. Sometimes I wish he'd step in for some Survivor tribal councils.

Victoria Justice

She is ALSO all merched up. It's cute, though.

Louis Tomlinson

That looks fuzzy. His hair, though... his head looks like an SNL character, mainly from a Lonely Island video.

Uzo Aduba

Practical sneakers! She did a shoe intervention on HERSELF, for comfort. Approved.

Miles Chamley-Watson

This is snazzy, and also something I feel like I should be viewing under a microscope.

Jeremy Renner, Ali Larter

Hi guys!

Flavor Flav

They should make him the official timekeeper of Formula 1.

Isack Hadjar

Isack is like, "I... have to get in the car and drive? Can I go?"

Beyonce Pulled Out All the Stops at F1's Vegas Race

By which I mean, all the cleavage.