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Lupita Nyong'o in Ronald Van Der Kemp

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/REX/Shutterstock (9446237ai) Lupita Nyong'o Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 01 Mar 2018

This makes me want to see Lupita in period piece rom-com as an 80s power bitch fashion designer who outwits the hot dude who attempts a hostile takeover of her company, and then falls in love with him. (He'll be played by Michael B. Jordan, obviously.)

Janelle Monae

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jen Lowery/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9446381ds) Janelle Monae Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards Arrivals Los Angeles USA 01 Mar 2018

Janelle will play Lupita's eccentric corporate lawyer.

Lena Waithe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9446073av) Lena Waithe Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 01 Mar 2018

Lena Waithe is so damn cool. We share a birthday, and I wish this was astrological.

Gabourey Sidibe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/REX/Shutterstock (9446237b) Gabourey Sidibe Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 01 Mar 2018

This dress is BEYOND GOOD on her. This is one of the best looks she's ever modeled, I think. She looks great.

Simone Missick

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/REX/Shutterstock (9446237ci) Simone Missick Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 01 Mar 2018

This red carpet is making me want a patterned suit SO BADLY.

Amandla Stenberg in Preen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jen Lowery/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9446381ac) Amandla Stenberg Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards Arrivals Los Angeles USA 01 Mar 2018

I love this dress; I just keep thinking it has spaghetti stripes that I cannot see.

Ajiona Alexus

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jen Lowery/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9446381h) Ajiona Alexus Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards Arrivals Los Angeles USA 01 Mar 2018

I know Ajiona from her part on 13 Reasons Why, but she ALSO plays Teen Cookie on Empire, and frankly I want to read an entire YA series about Teen Cookie.

Yvette Nicole Brown

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jen Lowery/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9446381js) Yvette Nicole Brown Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards Arrivals Los Angeles USA 01 Mar 2018

She basically always looks great, but I wish her clutch picked up some of the colors in her top.

Symphani Soto

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jen Lowery/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9446381ho) Symphani Soto Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards Arrivals Los Angeles USA 01 Mar 2018

I'm generally not a fan of this cut of gown -- the tiny gaping midriff hole so often looks like a mouth -- but this is FAB on her.

Tiffany Haddish in Alice + Olivia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jen Lowery/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9446381je) Tiffany Haddish Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards Arrivals Los Angeles USA 01 Mar 2018

Alice + Olivia makes SO much sense for Tiffany -- they're so young and peppy and optimistic feeling.

Betty Gabriel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jen Lowery/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9446381av) Betty Gabriel Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards Arrivals Los Angeles USA 01 Mar 2018

This is elegant.

Tessa Thompson in Ralph & Russo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jen Lowery/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9446381ib) Tessa Thompson Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards Arrivals Los Angeles USA 01 Mar 2018

Technically not a pattern, but I couldn't resist the big finish.

A Lot of Women Wore Fab Patterns to the Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards
Also an soupcon of fringe!

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