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# Fab the Hats: Everyone Else at Ladies' Day at Royal Ascot
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fab-the-hats-everyone-else-at-ladies-day-at-royal-ascot/
- Published: 2014-06-19T21:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2014-06-20T18:06:06.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450862018.xml)

I just wish they wouldn't be so restrained.

## Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450862012.xml)

This is what I look while I'm fugcapping a show, although MY straw goes STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH.

## Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450862094.xml)

And this is what I look like every other second of every day of my life, obviously.

## Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121306pcn_ascot01.xml)

It must be really hard to walk around sometimes at Ascot. NO personal space AT ALL.

## Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121306pcn_ascot05.xml)

If you push a button, does it start to spin?

## Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121306pcn_ascot04.xml)

I think she's realizing that wearing a hat that makes it impossible to SEE, much less BE SEEN, is not great strategy.

## Katherine Jenkins

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121306pcn_ascot11.xml)

The considerate thing to do is to jam a small mirror in there, so that anyone talking to you can also check their teeth for food.

## Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121306pcn_ascot02.xml)

Aw, I enjoy the idea of the ladies in their toppers.

## Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450869288.xml)

That hat makes me happy in an Eliza Doolittle kind of way.

## Miss China Jin Ye

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121306pcn_ascot21.xml)

Elephantitis of the Loofah.

## Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450859126.xml)

You know the expression "a hat on a hat," meaning, like, gilding the lily, basically? I was going to joke that it applied here in spades, but actually, I find this charmingly funny.

## Stephen Jones and guest

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450859598.xml)

I believe that is milliner Stephen Jones, and a woman who would've liked a crack at designing for Maleficent in happier times.

## Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450863398.xml)

Oy.

## Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450868684.xml)

Well. These are nuts. But the one on the left at least looks like it might be built out of her own hair; the other one just looks like it SMELLS of a cheap wig shop.

## Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014

![Royal Ascot Ladies' Day 2014](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450868794.xml)

I kept thinking this was a giant silver pillar ON her hat, but no, she's just sitting in front of one. SO CLOSE to winning.

[Fab the Hats: Everyone Else at Ladies' Day at Royal AscotIf you've ever wondered what it looks like when Jessica and I sit around and yap together about the Oscars or Hart of Dixie or the harsh mistress that is sports, the answer is: this. \[Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450862018.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fab-the-hats-everyone-else-at-ladies-day-at-royal-ascot-06-2014/)