> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fab the Hats (Mostly): Royal Ascot, Days 4 and 5 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fab-the-hats-mostly-royal-ascot-days-4-and-5/ - Published: 2013-06-25T17:00:34.000Z - Updated: 2013-06-25T01:06:43.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Miss Natalia Beach ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171049610.xml) The question is, is her NAME Natalia Beach, or did she win some beauty contest that dubbed her Miss Natalia Beach 2013\. I suspect she just wanted her name in the paper, but hey, I appreciate the cranial effort. ## Jemma Kidd ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171049632.xml) Wikipedia says Jemma, a model, is "an English countess by courtesy." Well, England, it would also be courteous for you to make ME a countess, so can you get on that? Thank you. ## Sophie Countess of Wessex ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171049603.xml) Love the hat, not loving the semi-shapeless garb again. But she is beaming, and that's nice. If I were Sophie, I'd have demanded Essex and Sussex, as well, so that my title could be Sophie Countess of the Sexes. Missed opportunity there. ## Malin Jefferies and Tim Jefferies ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171049595.xml) He is apparently an art dealer and was once one of England's most eligible bachelors -- the Daily Mail was all, 'He's dated basically every famous blonde ever' -- and is now married to this lady, who used to be a model. And she's modeling the heck out of this, although I will never understand how people do veils all day without ripping them off or going cross-eyed. ## Brix Smith-Start ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171048183.xml) She is an American singer-songwriter with boutiques in England (she married a Brit). Somehow everything about this photo looks like That Sassy Character From EastEnders Goes To Royal Ascot. ## Dawn O'Porter ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171048151.xml) Dawn was "Dawn Porter" until she married Chris O'Dowd, and then she fused the two. She looks great, and as much as I love a heel, I have to respect that she picked flats for an entire day on her feet. I understand it and they still manage to look nice with the outfit. ## Lisa Scott-Lee ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171049902.xml) She's a former member of the pop band Steps. I am not loving her fusion of beige and white, but I AM enamored of whatever the hell is happening on her head. It's like a daisy mated with a valance. ## Julia Bradbury ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171049615.xml) I just love the ones that intentionally look like the wind blew them vertical. ## Leah Weller ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171049633.xml) She is the daughter of Style Council's Paul Weller, and although they were a band and not an actual arbitrator of fashion, I think they would have rejected that hat on the grounds of being terribly, terribly half-assed. Quarter-assed, even. ## Princess Michael of Kent ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171050008.xml) Now THERE is a hat, Leah. ## QEII ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171050033.xml) She followed up her triumphant Ladies' Day purple with this, which I ALSO love, and clearly her good mood was still going strong. She looks so delighted. Love. ## QEII ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171104267.xml) This was on the last day, and seems a bit less wildly exuberant than what came before, as if she's worn out and wanted to ease back into regular life. It's nice on her but it also looks like a china pattern somehow. [Fab the Hats (Mostly): Royal Ascot, Days 4 and 5We've got some no-names, a HERE IS MY NAME, some royals, and more of The Queen. Sigh. Royal Ascot, I shall miss your brightly lidded glories. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171049610.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fab-the-hats-mostly-royal-ascot-days-4-and-5-06-2013/)