> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fab The Trip: Prince Harry Comes to America (Again) - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fab-the-trip-prince-harry-comes-to-america-again/ - Published: 2013-05-13T15:00:11.000Z - Updated: 2013-05-13T02:52:04.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168420616_10.xml) Okay, to set the scene. Per our photo service: "HRH will be undertaking engagements on behalf of charities with which the Prince is closely associated...with a central theme of supporting injured service personnel from the UK and US forces." Which is why he is learning about these devices to discover landmines. I must admit, when I saw this photo in thumbnail form, I thought they were teaching him about curling. Which is maybe not QUITE as important, but it IS fun. I guess curling doesn't save quite as many lives, other than those who are insomniacs during the Winter Olympics. ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168424270_10.xml) He wore a suit and tie to hang out with John McCain; presumably they were discussing veteran's and service personnel's affairs and NOT curling but again: we do not know their lives. ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168424939_10.xml) He gazed wistfully at a portrait of George Washington and thought, "damn you, Washington. If it weren't for you pesky Revolutionary kids, this would all be mine. MINE!" ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168429507_10.xml) He applauded for himself when Michelle Obama introduced him as a surprise guests at an event honoring military families. "It's true, I AM here. I promised everyone I was going to keep my pants on this time. And I DEFINITELY probably will." ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168451300_10.xml) He gave a speech during a dinner at the British Ambassador's residence without realizing that he was standing directly in front of curtain whose fringes gave him rabbit ears to end all rabbit ears. And yes, I know a curtain isn't REALLY a "who," but it certainly is a jokester. ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168501201_10.xml) He laid a wreath at the JFK Memorial at Arlington, wearing one of his fanciest military get-ups. ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168559335_10.xml) He attended the Opening Ceremony of the Warrior Games and made Missy Franklin's weekend. I might be 'shipping them now. This past summer, I decided she was in love with Michael Phelps, so I think it's possible that I always just want Missy Franklin to be dating someone awesome. ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168561573_10.xml) He helped light the torch and thought to himself, "it's a real stroke of luck that my beret matches my eyes so nicely." ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168537191_10.xml) No, seriously. This is the best weekend of Missy Franklin's life. (I love you, Missy. There's a standing invitation for you to come over and eat lemon bars and drink beer at my house, and then beat us all in the pool when we get drunk and swear we could outswim you. Just wait for me to get a pool.) ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168561227_10.xml) He sat around in his camo and beret -- as you do -- and laughed. ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168568215_10.xml) He enthusiastically clapped for things. ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168573370_10.xml) He considered moving. ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168573410_10.xml) He and Misty May-Treanor played sitting volleyball with the UK team. ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168573373_10.xml) Jet-lagged and tired, he started hitting on silk plants. ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168628588_10.xml) He tried to throw a football. Maybe don't quit your day job, doll. ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168628582_10.xml) He also was the bottom of an Air Force Academy cheer-leading pyramid. That's more like it. That's also, potentially, how SHENANIGANS begin, so stay tuned. I think we've all seen this movie, and it ends up with a juicy story in *US Weekly*. [It's Almost the Seventh Anniversary of the Time Prince Harry Visited AmericaTechnically, said anniversary is tomorrow but whatever.](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/its-almost-the-seventh-anniversary-of-the-time-prince-harry-visited-america/)