Diamond Jubilee - Buckingham Palace Concert
Quite a turnout, no?
I Believe They Call This LOCAL COLOR
This hat RULES.
Seriously Locally Colorful
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this man.
Well-Wishers
This is me and Heather, obviously.
Elton John
You'd think Sir Elton would have had a Union Jack-themed get-up SOMEWHERE in his closet, no?
Kylie Minogue
Very subtle, Kylie.
Renee Fleming
Renee Fleming looks like Katie Couric to me, which is really just an excuse for me to tell you that I finally watched the Queen Elizabeth-themed 20/20 and she was just as terrible as you all said she was, all, "so, William....not having your mother at your wedding must have been TERRIBLE. Was it terrible?" and he was all, "yes, it was terrible." Katie, stop leading the witness. (Renee, you look fine.)
Grace Jones
YES. This is what you wear on the occasion of a Jubilee: Your hat shaped like a giant tongue, the better to perform your best hula-hoop routine. Nothing is too good for the Queen!
Annie Lennox
...I am sure she had a good reason for the wings? I hope she was performing a dramatic reading of "Angels" by Robbie Williams, just as Tanya Turner did at Chardonnay's funeral on Footballers Wives.
Robbie Williams
Speaking of Robbie Williams, apparently he is being BBQ'ed as part of the festivities.
Beatrice, Kate, Wills, and Harry
"Look! Robbie Williams is on fire!"
Kate and Wills
"Oh! Indeed he is! Good show, Robbie."
Cheryl Cole
I am devastated that Cheryl Cole got to perform for the Queen's Jubilee and no one managed to rustle up a Spice Girls reunion. Come on, you guys. THINK.
Jessie J and Will.I.Am
Jessie J is molting, which is exactly what I want from her most of the time. Don't even ask why she is performing with notable British artist will.i.am, who was born in Los Angeles. I'm sure it has nothing to do with his new gig as a coach on UK version of The Voice. In my imagination, when Her Maj notice it was him, she rolled her eyes and was all, "man, the Black Eyed Peas really WILL play anything."
The Queen
I am pretty sure that is EXACTLY what she's thinking here.
The Queen
You can't really tell from this photo, but I believe this is, in fact, a cape. One OUGHT wear a motherf'ing cape to one's motherf'ing jubilee.
Her Madj
Underneath the cape, girlfriend turned it out, no? This is fab.
The Whole Crew
Even Charles thinks so. Is it wrong that I said, "AW" out loud to the empty room when I saw this picture? If so, I don't particularly care to be right.
Diamond Jubilee - Buckingham Palace Concert
Put your "go out with a bang" joke here.