Sienna Miller
This is extremely glamourous although I can't decide if I hate the shoes or I love them. The shoes and I are in the kind of relationship you seen in a rom-com, and which would end with me making out with them in the rain, eventually.
Pippa Middleton and Ben Fogle
Ben Fogle is, per Wiki, "an English adventurer, author, broadcaster and writer, who is best known for his presenting roles with Channel 5, BBC and ITV." He is was also invited to Kate and Wills's wedding, probably because he "followed Princes William and Harry on their first joint Royal Tour in Botswana and made an exclusive documentary called Prince William's Africa" and he's now buds with them. He also apparently has done all kinds of crazy stuff in the wilderness and once caught some terrible disease that led him to spend weeks at London's Hospital for Tropical Diseases, which sounds like a place I NEVER NEED TO GO TO.
Pippa, on the other hand, is Pippa. She looks totally appropriate but maybe needs a haircut.
Princess Beatrice and Fergie
Bea looks GREAT in that coat; Fergie looks upholstered. Do we think Fergie is roiling with envy that no one cares about Beatrice and Eugenie the way they care about Harry and William?
Yasmin Le Bon and Simon Le Bon
SIMON LE BON. (That's my entire thought process.)
Sophie Wessex
Sophie looks very elegant and also like she's wearing a giant version of the scrubber I use on my dishes on her head.
Camilla
Sophie and Camilla have been having a Hat Off all week. I think Sophie takes this round.