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# Fabs and Fugs: Brooklyn Decker
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fabs-and-fugs-brooklyn-decker/
- Published: 2012-04-06T16:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-10T22:57:45.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## 'Battleship' South Korea Premiere

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/142467097.jpg)

Like, listen. Brooklyn Decker's body is great. She was literally a swimsuit model. This dress is SO CRUEL to what is SURELY an amazing ass. DON'T DO THAT TO YOUR AMAZING ASS.

## 'Battleship' South Korea Premiere

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142467456.jpg)

It is also not great on her front. I do suspect some of those dudes behind her might disagree with me, though.

## 'Battleship' South Korea Premiere

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142466950.jpg)

It's also not that fantastic on her side. Let's just call it NOT FANTASTIC and leave it at that. Also, Tim Riggins is wearing a double-breasted suit jacket....

## 'Battleship' South Korea Premiere

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142466930.jpg)

...and doing a spritely dance. (I honestly just thought you might want to see that.)

## 'Battleship' Press Conference

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142434070.jpg)

All that being said, way to close it out strong, Decker. Well played indeed.

[Fabs and Fugs: Brooklyn DeckerI'd like to salute Brooklyn Decker for really working this Battleship junket. I do admit that I am a little concerned about her current marriage to Andy Roddick, considering I haven't seen the two of them together in A LONG TIME and they got married when she was very young, and also he seems like he might be a little stroppy sometimes -- I love you, Andy, I really do. But you know you are a little stoppy sometimes. Admit it. Admit your strop. So I think I have to release a BREAK UP TERROR ALERT on those two. But do I need to release one on her wardrobe? Well. Yeah. Part of it, anyway.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/142467097.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fabs-and-fugs-brooklyn-decker-04-2012/)