'Battleship' South Korea Premiere
Like, listen. Brooklyn Decker's body is great. She was literally a swimsuit model. This dress is SO CRUEL to what is SURELY an amazing ass. DON'T DO THAT TO YOUR AMAZING ASS.
'Battleship' South Korea Premiere
It is also not great on her front. I do suspect some of those dudes behind her might disagree with me, though.
'Battleship' South Korea Premiere
It's also not that fantastic on her side. Let's just call it NOT FANTASTIC and leave it at that. Also, Tim Riggins is wearing a double-breasted suit jacket....
'Battleship' South Korea Premiere
...and doing a spritely dance. (I honestly just thought you might want to see that.)
'Battleship' Press Conference
All that being said, way to close it out strong, Decker. Well played indeed.
Fabs and Fugs: Brooklyn Decker
I'd like to salute Brooklyn Decker for really working this Battleship junket. I do admit that I am a little concerned about her current marriage to Andy Roddick, considering I haven't seen the two of them together in A LONG TIME and they got married when she was very young, and also he seems like he might be a little stroppy sometimes -- I love you, Andy, I really do. But you know you are a little stoppy sometimes. Admit it. Admit your strop. So I think I have to release a BREAK UP TERROR ALERT on those two. But do I need to release one on her wardrobe? Well. Yeah. Part of it, anyway.