King Juan Carlos I of Spain, Prince Felipe and Princess Letizia during the Pascua Militar ceremony in Madrid

This seems weather-appropriate AND a lovely choice for the maid of honor at your winter wedding.

Spanish Royals attends the Pascua Militar Ceremony at Royal Palace in Madrid

Queen Sofia looks nice. Not like I expected her to show up, like, wearing a bathmat and a fruit basket or anything.

Prince Felipe and Princess Letizia have attended a business meeting with Principes de Girona Foundation

This, on the other hand, seems a bit too tight for a Princess. The pulling at the crotch is slightly unseemly. A Bit Too Tight for a Princess:The Pulling at the Crotch is going to make an amazing Lifetime movie, though.

Spanish Royals attends the Santander Scholarship in Madrid, Spain

Zzzzzzzz. Nothing against a good suit, but sometimes she looks like the senior manager at Express.

Princess Letizia of Spain attends the ceremony of Fine Arts Golden Medals at El Pardo Palace in Madrid

Thank God we're ending on a high note.

Fabs and Mehs: The Recent Looks of Princess Letizia

Because we occasionally need to keep an eye on what the Spanish royals are up to, and -- more importantly -- what they are wearing. Ever since that story broke last summer about how Princess Letizia here decided she was kind of over being a princess, I've felt the need to scrutinize her for signs of misery. Maybe she and Charlene of Monaco can run off together, Thelma and Louise-style. I'd watch that movie on an airplane. [Photos: WENN, Splash]