> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fabs and WTFs: The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fabs-and-wtfs-the-victorias-secret-fashion-show/ - Published: 2013-11-14T19:00:31.000Z - Updated: 2016-12-01T09:17:34.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: Victoria's Secret, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Ming Xi ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930797.xml) Coincidentally, this is also what I chose to wear to jury duty today. ## Lindsay Ellingson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913798_10.xml) This is one of the few TOTALLY NORMAL and mostly unadorned bra-and-panty sets. It's like she showed up wearing this under her clothes and they were like, "Fine. Wear what you have on. BUT WAIT. Let's hot-glue some feathers to your butt first. Now, DON'T MOVE." ## Constance Jablonski ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187917415_10.xml) This is obviously designed in preparation for that day when Lady Gaga decides she's finally ready to be a Victoria's Secret Angel. ## Kelly Gale ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187917407_10.xml) And this is clearly from the *50 Shades of Grey* collection. ## Alessandra Ambrosio ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187914353_10.xml) "Hmm. What do you think Maleficent wears when she's feeling saucy?" ## Erin Heatherton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187914037_10.xml) Even Erin Heatherton looks like she's thinking, "this *Great Gatbsy*\-inspired one is really not moving me, you guys." ## Adriana Lima ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913875_10.xml) I have an irrational fear of Adriana Lima because of how UNHINGED she seemed in the last round of Victoria's Secret holiday commercials, and therefore I am pretty sure this is actually what greets you when you arrive at the gates of hell. ## Sui He ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187922303.xml) I actually think this is beautiful. It's nearly CLOTHES. ## Cindy Bruna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187922964.xml) Every single thing about this looks uncomfortable. ## Constance Jablonski ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913859_10.xml) This week, at Victoria's Secret: Buy one bra and panty set, get one EPIC dreamcatcher! ## Candice Swanepoel ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913851_10.xml) This is mere seconds away from the opening night of the Miss Universe pageant. ## Joan Smalls ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913534_10.xml) Another one from the Beauty Pageant 2019 collection. ## Hilary Rhoda ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913846_10.xml) I think they make a salve for that. ## Magdalena Frackowiak ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913835_10.xml) I don't know what's even happening here, but I fear Thanksgiving is involved. ## Maria Borges ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913819_10.xml) So many of these are like, "what if BIRDS CAME TO LIFE and they, were, like, SEXY??" ## Erin Heatherton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913808_10.xml) Have I mentioned that, in addition to my phobia of Adriana Lima, I also fear birds? This slideshow is touching on all my most deep-seated fears. ## Joan Smalls ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913782_10.xml) This is very Showgirl. Although, sadly, not very *Showgirls*. ## Cindy Bruna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913773_10.xml) For those special nights when your standard-issue flasher outfit is just too subtle. (Although secretly, I think this is rather charming.) ## Devon Windsor ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913763_10.xml) What you don't know is that she's pointing to Rihanna. "This one's for YOU!" she's saying. ## Lily Aldridge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913740_10.xml) I literally own those undies, and the weird thing is, they're from The Gap. (My tartan wings, obviously, are from Ye Olde Tartan Wing Shoppe.) ## Lais Ribeiro ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913734_10.xml) I actually think her head is ATTACHED to those wings. ## Barbara Fialho ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913724_10.xml) I mostly included this one for all our NASCAR fans and also because seeing Taylor twirling around back there like Stevie Nicks is making me laugh. ## Jourdan Dunn ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913717_10.xml) You know this look is super classy because there's a wee tiny top hat involved. ## Karlie Kloss ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913699_10.xml) I do love how PLEASED Karlie seems to be with herself in this. Getting down the runway in heels and giant wings probably does feel like a huge achievement, even if you ARE Karlie Kloss, who could walk her way out of a garbage bag and leave everyone thinking, "I DO need a garbage bag." (I love Karlie.) ## Kasia Struss ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913680_10.xml) Saucy! (Is she holding a pen? I hope she stole it from someone taking notes in the front row.) ## Adriana Lima ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913676_10.xml) I'm so scared. Please, somebody. Anybody. Hold me. ## Behati Prinsloo ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913655_10.xml) This is clearly for formal military events, such as state weddings. ## Lily Donaldson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913615_10.xml) Victoria's Secret salutes the economic crisis! You can go get refinanced at Fidelity Fiduciary Boobs! ## Cara Delevingne ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187913607_10.xml) Never has a model looked so unsure of herself at an Angels event. "I guess I'll just stand here and hold this ball? Whatever." [Fabs and WTFs: The Victoria's Secret Fashion ShowAll I know is, whenever I go into my local Victoria's Secret, they're always fresh out of giant feathered headpieces. It's incredibly irritating. (PS: Here, as in the Taylor Swift piece below, be scantily clad ladies. Bear that, and the possibility of your boss wandering up behind you while you look at them, as you read.) \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930797.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fabs-and-wtfs-the-victorias-secret-fashion-show-11-2013/)