Ming Xi
Coincidentally, this is also what I chose to wear to jury duty today.
Lindsay Ellingson
This is one of the few TOTALLY NORMAL and mostly unadorned bra-and-panty sets. It's like she showed up wearing this under her clothes and they were like, "Fine. Wear what you have on. BUT WAIT. Let's hot-glue some feathers to your butt first. Now, DON'T MOVE."
Constance Jablonski
This is obviously designed in preparation for that day when Lady Gaga decides she's finally ready to be a Victoria's Secret Angel.
Kelly Gale
And this is clearly from the 50 Shades of Grey collection.
Alessandra Ambrosio
"Hmm. What do you think Maleficent wears when she's feeling saucy?"
Erin Heatherton
Even Erin Heatherton looks like she's thinking, "this Great Gatbsy-inspired one is really not moving me, you guys."
Adriana Lima
I have an irrational fear of Adriana Lima because of how UNHINGED she seemed in the last round of Victoria's Secret holiday commercials, and therefore I am pretty sure this is actually what greets you when you arrive at the gates of hell.
Sui He
I actually think this is beautiful. It's nearly CLOTHES.
Cindy Bruna
Every single thing about this looks uncomfortable.
Constance Jablonski
This week, at Victoria's Secret: Buy one bra and panty set, get one EPIC dreamcatcher!
Candice Swanepoel
This is mere seconds away from the opening night of the Miss Universe pageant.
Joan Smalls
Another one from the Beauty Pageant 2019 collection.
Hilary Rhoda
I think they make a salve for that.
Magdalena Frackowiak
I don't know what's even happening here, but I fear Thanksgiving is involved.
Maria Borges
So many of these are like, "what if BIRDS CAME TO LIFE and they, were, like, SEXY??"
Erin Heatherton
Have I mentioned that, in addition to my phobia of Adriana Lima, I also fear birds? This slideshow is touching on all my most deep-seated fears.
Joan Smalls
This is very Showgirl. Although, sadly, not very Showgirls.
Cindy Bruna
For those special nights when your standard-issue flasher outfit is just too subtle. (Although secretly, I think this is rather charming.)
Devon Windsor
What you don't know is that she's pointing to Rihanna. "This one's for YOU!" she's saying.
Lily Aldridge
I literally own those undies, and the weird thing is, they're from The Gap. (My tartan wings, obviously, are from Ye Olde Tartan Wing Shoppe.)
Lais Ribeiro
I actually think her head is ATTACHED to those wings.
Barbara Fialho
I mostly included this one for all our NASCAR fans and also because seeing Taylor twirling around back there like Stevie Nicks is making me laugh.
Jourdan Dunn
You know this look is super classy because there's a wee tiny top hat involved.
Karlie Kloss
I do love how PLEASED Karlie seems to be with herself in this. Getting down the runway in heels and giant wings probably does feel like a huge achievement, even if you ARE Karlie Kloss, who could walk her way out of a garbage bag and leave everyone thinking, "I DO need a garbage bag." (I love Karlie.)
Kasia Struss
Saucy! (Is she holding a pen? I hope she stole it from someone taking notes in the front row.)
Adriana Lima
I'm so scared. Please, somebody. Anybody. Hold me.
Behati Prinsloo
This is clearly for formal military events, such as state weddings.
Lily Donaldson
Victoria's Secret salutes the economic crisis! You can go get refinanced at Fidelity Fiduciary Boobs!
Cara Delevingne
Never has a model looked so unsure of herself at an Angels event. "I guess I'll just stand here and hold this ball? Whatever."