I have to say, I think this dress is gorgeous on her. I have NO IDEA what's going on in her performance, but she looks great. The dress reminds me of this Julianna Margulies one, which I ALSO loved.
"This is not how I imagined this floral arrangement turning out at alllllllllll."
Gorgeous here too, I think. SEE MILEY. You don't ALWAYS need to be wriggling around in a leotard with, like, cat faces silk-screened upon it.
He's clearly singing "La Vida Loca," right? I was JUST thinking about Ricky Martin, and when he performed on the Grammys in 1999, which many of you Youngs are too young to remember, and how it was such a SHOWSTOPPER and literally the next day at work, everyone was like, "OMG that Ricky Martin person IS AMAZING." In my memory, he sang "La Vida Loca" then as well, but I was wrong. It was "Cup of Life," and we need to talk about that video. (a) The quality is terrible, I am sorry. (b) In my memory, he was also wearing much tighter leather pants. (c) Yes, at the turn of the most recent century, our male pop stars TOTALLY performed in sweaters and no one thought anything of it. Additionally, Ricky Martin has always been cute and I think I miss him.
"I'm just going to sneak in here, guys! Don't mind me."
This is EXACTLY what I imagine Mariah to look like at ALL TIMES. Never change, Mimi. Seriously.
I hope he fell over into a huge PILE of money immediately after this photo was snapped.
And then Kellan Lutz shows up, looking like he's there to talk to everyone about net neutrality or something?This party is a delight.