LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 14: (L-R) Colin Farrell and Fala Chen attend the Los Angeles Special Screening of Netflix's "Ballad of a Small Player" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on October 14, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Obviously I'm going to say this needs a hoik. But the rest of the gown is a glorious art deco dream, albeit one that might turn into a nightmare if it does actually drop off her torso. Colin looks nice, even with all the voltage coursing through his hair.
Fala Chen
Fala Chen at the Golden Globes Cocktail Party during the 2025 BFI London Film Festival held at The Dorchester on October 12, 2025 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/Penske Media via Getty Images)
This is so, so pretty, and her shoes are perfect. She also somehow nailed the makeup without needing a bright lip. Usually we beg for one, but what she did looks super.
Fala Chen in Versace, and Colin Farrell
LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 12: Fala Chen and Colin Farrell attend the Netflix Awards Brunch during the 69th BFI London Film Festival at 180 The Strand on October 12, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Netflix)
This also sits a little low. Maybe she just inexplicably loves the DANGER. Colin's hair is a 9/10 on the electrocution scale, truly.
in Schiaparelli
LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 09: Fala Chen attends the "Ballad of a Small Player" Headline Gala at the 69th BFI London Film Festival at The Royal Festival Hall on October 09, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
This could have taken a gentle necklace. Just a slim sparkly strand. But the black on the back is really effective.
with Colin Farrell and SWINTON
LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 09: (L-R) Fala Chen, Colin Farrell and Tilda Swinton attend the "Ballad of a Small Player" Headline Gala at the 69th BFI London Film Festival at The Royal Festival Hall on October 09, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
I hope the ladies were warned that Colin might actively be conducting electricity through them. SWINTON looks so cool here.
in Schiaparelli
Colin Farrell, Fala Chen at the Deadline Contenders Film: London held at the Ham Yard Hotel on October 11, 2025 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by Scott Garfitt/Deadline via Getty Images)
Simple but hot, both of them. I wish someone had measured his hair every time just so we know HOW raised it truly is.
SAN SEBASTIAN, SPAIN - SEPTEMBER 25: Colin Farrell and Fala Chen attend the "Ballad Of A Small Player" premiere during the 73rd San Sebastian International Film Festival at Kursaal, San Sebastian on September 25, 2025 in San Sebastian, Spain. (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images for Netflix)
I hope it was legal to take that exotic sea creature and pin it to her shoulder.
in Christopher John Rogers
Irish actor Colin Farrell (L) and Chinese-US actress Fala Chen attend the world premiere of "Ballad of a Small Player" at the Princess of Wales Theater during the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) in Toronto, Ontario, on September 9, 2025. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)
I believe that suit is a repeat -- well, technically, this one came first -- and the hair isn't as long, so we're not getting that full Brian Grazer/Beaker energy from Colin here. The red dress, however, is perfect.
SAN SEBASTIAN, SPAIN - SEPTEMBER 25: Fala Chen and Colin Farrell attend the "Ballad of a Small Player" photocall during the 73rd San Sebastian International Film Festival on September 25, 2025 in San Sebastian, Spain. (Photo by JB Lacroix/WireImage)
Her suit is a little boring (I wonder if it's Chanel?) but it's a photocall, and it fits the level of formality there. Colin's outfit is handsome.
Irish actor Colin Farrell (L) and Chinese actress Fala Chen pose to promote the film "Ballad of a Small Player" during the 73rd San Sebastian International Film Festival in the northern Spanish Basque city of San Sebastian on September 25, 2025. (Photo by ANDER GILLENEA / AFP) (Photo by ANDER GILLENEA/AFP via Getty Images)
This is like a movie poster. Not for THIS movie, but for a movie somewhere in which Colin Farrell's character seeks joy after surviving a perilous electrocution.
