Fan Bingbing at Couture Week

Fan Bingbing in Viktor & Rolf

The look on her face is SO plaintive. This women is trying to figure out how to solve a problem like Maria after the damn girl stuffed flowers into her habit.

Fan Bingbing in Robert Wun

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 08: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Fan Bingbing attends the Robert Wun Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 08, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)

Well, that's Halloween solved! Sexy Grimace it is.

in Stephane Rolland

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Fan Bingbing attends the Stéphane Rolland Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)

I, for one, welcome this new overlord.

in Georges Hobeika

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Fan Bingbing wears white dress outside Georges Hobeika during Day One of Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Christian Vierig/Getty Images)

This is so pretty, but the clompy shoes kill it for me. I think people use platform shoes in lieu of tailoring and it is NOT the vibe here.

in Manish Malhotra

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 08: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Fan Bingbing attends the Manish Malhotra Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 08, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)

Those contacts are SO unsettling.

in Germanier

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Fan Bing Bin attends the Germanier Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)

This one is insanely sculptural. She looks like a human Chululy Glass installation.

in Germanier

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Fan Bingbing wears outside Germanier during Day Two of Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 on July 07, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Christian Vierig/Getty Images)

Just so you can see it while she's standing. When seated she looks so much like she's built into the venue.