Ezra Miller in Moncler

I have many thoughts. (1) That looks so cozy. (2) He looks like Darth Vader + Queen Elizabeth I + SWINTON. (3) I really want a movie that reimagines QEI as a Darth Vader type and would like Ezra and SWINTON to play the lead at different ages.

Zoe Kravitz in Saint Laurent

She plays a Lestrange in the movie. I think this dress is very dramatic and glamorous, with one minor objection...

... and that is how smooshy it is in the front. Those are being squeezed so hard, she may lactate just because her body is confused.

Katherine Waterston in The Row

I believe this is what flight attendants wear on Air Dementor.

Hannah Bagshawe and Eddie Redmaybe

Hannah is in Dior, and I actually think she looks super in it. For someone who comes across as a very pleasant and unassuming plus-one to Eddie, she has super interesting taste.

Alison Sudol in Lanvin

We didn't have the best array of shots of this available; from some angles I really like it, but from straight-on, it is an interesting drapey top -- if perilously deep -- and a slightly carelessly constructed skirt.

I DO think the voluminous sleeves, and the fabric there, are interesting. The color combination really works for me as well.

Claudia Kim in Saint Laurent

This kind of looks like it shrank.

Jude Law

Okay, so it LOOKS like one of his lapels is a different fabric and ALSO the collar is popped. One or the other, please, Jude, and in case you're wondering, the answer is NEVER, "Just the popped collar, then."

Dan Fogler

He looks very jazzy. I think he's headed to a speakeasy afterward where the tables flip over to hide poker games.

Alison Sudol and Dan Fogler

This was in Los Angeles not long before, and she looks divine and I bet was also VERY WARM.

Jude Law, Zoe Kravitz, Eddie Redmayne

Zoe and Eddie look fine, but WHAT IS JUDE DOING. Those pants. I feel like the length of sock vs length of neck skin I can see are the same, and THAT IS WEIRD. Did he think this was a David Silver lookalike party?

Claudia Kim

For a hot second I thought she had a cigarette in a long holder, which is MIGHTY unusual at a press junket. I do think she looks hella cool in her corduroys, though.

Ezra Miller

I thought we should end as we began, but with a VERY different flavor of Ezra. I assume his pants are insane -- they just LOOK like they might have a Hammer quality to them -- but you get a better look at his bone structure, at least.

Ezra Miller Wore One Of Those Moncler Puffer Coat-Gowns

Welcome to the Parisian Fantastic Beasts 2 premiere.