Lindsay Lohan in The New Arrivals

This is all chic and polished. Who knew we'd get here?!?

Queen Latifah

Latifah has a female partner, so it's very interesting to me that she was willing to host an event in a country where homosexuality is punishable by death. I hope the check was generous. She certainly delivered glam for them.

Pom Klementieff

This is also an... interesting... choice to wear in a country whose culture requires its own women to dress modestly. Do we think she was making a point? Or just didn't think about it because she knew they wouldn't say anything to her because she's famous and not from there?

Dixie D'Amelio in Elie Saab

SAME NOTE. I'll stop harping on this, but you feel me. I don't trust any of this.

Sabrina Elba

She just wore red the other day and it was such a nice break. She tends to look good-but-boring all the time, as she does here. Not a lot of personality to her personal style.

Alton Mason

Snazzy!

Tyra Banks

This wig was unexpected. The breastplate, less so.

Isabelle Adjani

As usual, she dresses like she's afraid to show her face.

Gisele Bundchen in Valentino

HOW does Gisele need this money???

Regina King in Elie Saab

She looks so cool in this.

Juliette Binoche

This is extremely sexy on her.

Emma Roberts in Valentino

I wish the trail of buttons had not extended down beyond the heart, because they're getting wonky on her.

Ikram Abdi Omar in Miss Sohee

Stunning.

Precious Lee in Self-Portrait

ALSO stunning. That green is wonderful.

Natalia Vodianova on Christian Lacroix 1996

She looks like a chandelier floated into and popped a giant Mylar balloon.

Queen Latifah in Kilian Kerner

She looks SO GOOD in this. Wow.

Tessa Thompson

I think it was Jessica who said that cut of shoe looks too much like a foot taco, and it's so true. I wish they'd styled this some other way. Or at least swapped out the shoes.

Regina King

This is a different event, by the way -- some other fund's gala, at a museum in Doha. Hence Regina's new outfit. She went 2 for 2.

Precious Lee

She ALSO batted a thousand.

Tyra Banks

If you want sleeves that badly, just... wear a dress that has them.

Gisele Bundchen

That's fine. She looks kind of like she's going to hit up Dancing With The Stars. Dancing the cha-cha! With Alan Bersten! It's GISELE BUNDCHEN!!!

Pom Klementieff

This is much better than her other thing.

Anna Wintour

I love that pattern, but something looks so off about her head that I honestly would believe you if you told me it was a body double.

Folks Were Happy to Fly to Qatar For Fashion Parties

Interesting.