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Jordana Brewster

US actress Jordana Brewster arrives for the special screening of "The Fast and the Furious" in honor of its 25th anniversary at the Westwood Theater in Los Angeles, on August 17, 2026. (Photo by Frederic J. Brown / AFP via Getty Images)

She and Nina Dobrev might be turning into each other. This dress is basically a showcase for her tangas. (Not a euphemism; it's a style of underpants.) She doesn't need to strain this hard, truly. It's like she's trying to prove a point that no one is arguing.

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Jordana Brewster during The Fast And The Furious Premiere at Mann Village Theater in Westwood, California, United States. (Photo by J. P. Aussenard/WireImage)

Back at the original premiere, she wore something unbelievably simple. She could've pulled that out today, accessorized it better, and been all set.

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Michelle Rodriguez at the Mann Village Theater in Westwood, California (Photo by Jean-Paul Aussenard/WireImage)

Meanwhile, it was MichRod who went with the sheers back in the day. Along with some admittedly pretty strong pants that could've withstood a real shirt.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 17: Michelle Rodriguez attends a Special "Fast And The Furious" 25th Anniversary Screening Presented by Universal Pictures at Westwood Village Theater on August 17, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Universal Pictures)

Whereas today she's like, "... You know what? Pass." And it works for her. Silver sneaks and some leather are all she needs.

Jordana Brewster Is Working It HARD At The Fast & Furious Anniversary
Painfully so.

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