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Jordana Brewster, Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Jordana Brewster, Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez pose during "The Fast And The Furious" photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This is sweet; this entire cast does seem to be very tight with each other. I'm glad Michelle brought her purse in case someone wants to buy a snack on the way home.

Meadow Walker in Celine

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Meadow Walker poses during "The Fast And The Furious" photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

She is Paul Walker's daughter, and it's nice that she's here for this. (Vin Diesel famously walked her down the aisle at her wedding.) That belt has A LOT going on.

Michelle Rodriguez

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 13: Michelle Rodriguez poses during "The Fast And The Furious" photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

Speaking of a lot going on. God bless Michelle Rodriguez, she absolutely looks like she woke up REALLY late from a nap and just RAN to this event. At least her head looks great!

Jordana Brewster in Jean Paul Gaultier

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Jordana Brewster poses during "The Fast And The Furious" photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

I like the idea here but the top feels a little small while the pants are a little big. It's fun, though?

Jordana Brewster in Jean Paul Gaultier

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Jordana Brewster poses during "The Fast And The Furious" photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

Chokers are BACK. I would have been deeply into this, circa 1992.

Vin Diesel

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Vin Diesel poses during "The Fast And The Furious" photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lyvans Boolaky/Getty Images)

If he's happy, I'm happy. (I'll never forget the [unconfirmed!!!] rumor that Vin Diesel hates The Rock so much that he was keeping a spreadsheet tracking Dwayne's lateness to set, which is allegedly UNHINGED.)

Everyone at The Fast and the Furious Photocall DOES Appear to Honestly Love Each Other
It's wholesome.

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