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Jordana Brewster in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (12116237dr) Jordana Brewster 'Fast & Furious 9' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 18 Jun 2021

First, this photo is lightly stressing me out because her right foot is planted on that skirt (though I assume everything turned out fine, as there were no photos of fashion drama). There is some very pretty work that went into this dress, but in service of a cheesy final product.

Charlize in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (12118568aa) Charlize Theron arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "F9: Fast & Furious 9" at the TCL Chinese Theatre on Premiere of "F9: Fast & Furious 9", Los Angeles, United States - 18 Jun 2021

This has a Clueless vibe to it that's a little surprising from Charlize. It's not TERRIBLE or anything, but it does feel a little like she bought the coat at Target because she wanted to hide a stain on her shirt.

Vin Diesel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (12116237cc) Vin Diesel 'Fast & Furious 9' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 18 Jun 2021

This photo is every bit as awkward as watching him act.

Tyrese

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (12116237bx) Tyrese Gibson 'Fast & Furious 9' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 18 Jun 2021

I am not sure any of this fits, but I appreciate that he went fancy.

Ludacris and Eudoxie Mbouguiengue

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (12116237bp) Ludacris and Eudoxie Mbouguiengue 'Fast & Furious 9' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 18 Jun 2021

Luda looks weirdly defensive in this photo. Handsome, but defensive.

Sung Kang

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (12116237db) Sung Kang 'Fast & Furious 9' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 18 Jun 2021

That's a very dapper outfit indeed.

Meadow Walker

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (12116237l) Meadow Walker 'Fast & Furious 9' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 18 Jun 2021

She looks like enough other people that I honestly was guessing for a while just to see if I could get it: "Is that Juliette Binoche's daughter? Is she a Rossellini? Is she the girl from Bunheads who was on The Affair?" She is not. She is Paul Walker's daughter.

Anna Sawai in Brandon Maxwell

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (12116237n) Anna Sawai 'Fast & Furious 9' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 18 Jun 2021

That pin stripe on the skirt is so cute, but I just cannot with the top. It does nothing for her torso.

Vanessa Bryant and Natalia Bryant

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (12118558o) Vanessa Bryant, right, and her daughter Natalia Diamante Bryant arrive at the Los Angeles premiere of "F9: Fast & Furious 9" at the TCL Chinese Theatre on Premiere of "F9: Fast & Furious 9", Los Angeles, United States - 18 Jun 2021

And we had Kobe's wife Vanessa and one of his daughters there, too. They're both in D&G, about which you know my feelings. Natalia just graduated from high school, and looks incredibly poised and grown-up, which after the year that family has had... good for her. Now let's get her some stuff from Christopher John Rogers, or a Veronica Beard suit, or dare I say it, Stella.

F9 Has Finally Premiered, More Than a Year Late
Your turn, James Bond.

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