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Michelle Rodriguez

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 13: Michelle Rodriguez attends the "The Fast And The Furious" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

This is VERY ritzy. I always thought she had an edgier vibe than this, but she really trends toward ball gowns. There are so many cool suits out there -- or, honestly, Thom Browne.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Michelle Rodriguez attends the "The Fast And The Furious" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

I hope this was wind-ruffled hair, and not the actual final draft.

Jordana Brewster

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Jordana Brewster attends the "The Fast And The Furious" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

This design is unfortunate; it looks like the dress is peeling.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Jordana Brewster attends the "The Fast And The Furious" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)

I also want to drag a brush through her hair.

Meadow Walker

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Meadow Walker attends the "The Fast And The Furious" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

I can live with the dress. But not with the shoes. Her feet look distractingly chartreuse.

Tyrese

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Tyrese Gibson attends the "The Fast And The Furious" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

This is SO much better than the gnarled jeans from the other day. Clearly he saved his big one for his main event.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Vin Diesel attends the "The Fast And The Furious" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

OF COURSE Vin got some custom sparkles. This is the name of the next film, although also probably his life mantra.

Meadow Walker, Jordana Brewster, Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez and Neal H. Moritz

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Meadow Walker, Jordana Brewster, Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez and Neal H. Moritz attend the "The Fast And The Furious" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

FAMILY.

The "Fast" Lovefest Continued on the Red Carpet
As you might imagine.

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