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# Feh Played: Katie Holmes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/feh-played-katie-holmes-09-2012/
- Published: 2012-09-06T17:30:58.000Z
- Updated: 2012-09-06T16:37:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Some fancy-pants style awards took place in New York as a precursor to Fashion Week, and it marked Katie Holmes' first big red carpet appearance since the divorce.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/spl432957_002.jpg "Katie Holmes")](https://gofugyourself.com/feh-played-katie-holmes-09-2012/actresses-from-stage-and-screen-arrive-for-the-9th-annual-style-awards-in-nyc?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Disappointing, right? She's younger than I am, but she's dressed -- though tastefully and all -- like a society matron. I'd hoped that for her first time out she'd blow us away with something unexpected and funky and maybe even sexy in a way it never seemed like she was allowed to be when she was on Team Cruise. Caveat: She was there to present something to Carolina Herrera, and therefore is probably wearing Carolina Herrera. But she also is wearing something that it looks like Carolina Herrera -- who is 73 -- handed over out of her own closet. You don't HAVE to wear a collared shirt just because Herrera always does, AND the shirt and the skirt don't even seem to be playing nice together. I want to separate them and put them both in time out to think about their transgressions... then give them a hug and a cookie and send them off to play baseball in the yard. Look, I'm not a *total* tyrant.

\[Photo: Getty\]