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Loreto Mauleon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998av) Loreto Mauleon 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

Well, obviously, I love this. I was always going to love this. I don't know what shoe I would have chosen; are those navy or black? If navy, I get it. 

Candela Pena

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998bu) Candela Pena 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

This would have felt more festive in December.

Paco Leon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998bx) Paco Leon 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

I am REALLY curious if belled pants will come back on dudes in the U.S. I'm not sure I can see it on anyone but Jared Leto, Harry Styles, or Billy Porter.

Macarena Gomez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998bg) Macarena Gomez 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

This is dramatic and beautiful, and while I have no idea if that bird IS a swan, it makes me THINK of Louis playing "Beautiful Dreamer" on the trumpet for Serena.

Eva Ugarte

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998cc) Eva Ugarte 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

This neckline reminds me of any craft project I ever do: not QUITE what I envisioned but I just have to go with it.

Barbara Santacruz

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998ef) Barbara Santacruz 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

And this reminds me of my other brand of craft project: minimalist and with as little actual human involvement as possible.

Natalia de Molina

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998dr) Natalia de Molina 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

This all makes me think of Noomi Rapace. I miss that treasure.

Marta Rivera de la Cruz

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998ey) Marta Rivera de la Cruz 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

You can glue four muffs to the sleeves, but a smock is still a smock.

Andrea Fandos

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998dw) Andrea Fandos 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

Hmm. A shorter adornment, or a pencil skirt, or both?

Elena Sanchez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998ci) Elena Sanchez 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

This is like the calm amid the storm.

Melanie Olivares

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998bq) Melanie Olivares 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

So I might actually have gone with black shoes here, because those are juuuuuust discordant enough with the gold in the suit. I also don't love the sleeveless jacket, but at least it's different.

Fernandi Valdivielso

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998ei) Fernando Valdivielso 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

This is basically the EXACT opposite of the green suit. It's as tight as a drum.

Pilar Castro

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998aa) Pilar Castro 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

Scrunchie-chic!

Elena Irureta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998ak) Elena Irureta 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

Schlumpy eek.

Carmen Machi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998ba) Carmen Machi 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

This feels a little Catherine O'Hara.

Javier Fesser, Athenea Mata

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998bf) Javier Fesser, Athenea Mata 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

Oh, dear, I hope her arm disease isn't catching, but it certainly APPEARS to be spreading.

Veronica Echegui

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998ea) Veronica Echegui 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

This is pretty enough that I am declining to investigate the sheer situation.

Daniela Santiago

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998cl) Daniela Santiago 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

Kim Kardashian just felt a tremor in the Force.

Nathalie Poza

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Dafonte/NurPhoto/Shutterstock (11783287cu) Nathalie Poza attends the Feroz Awards 2021 Red Carpet at VP Hotel Plaza de España in Madrid, Spain 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

If you are VERY kind to your server, she will do some up-close magic at your table.

Abril Zamora

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998eu) Abril Zamora 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

Lovely.

Asaari Bilbang

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998bm) Asaari Bibang 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

Oooh, I like this too.

Lola Rodriguez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998cp) Lola Rodriguez 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

I don't think a "necktie" is technically JUST "something that ties around your neck."

Isabel Torres

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998cs) Isabel Torres 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

I thought she was wearing a Breathe Right strip for a second, until I realized it's the bridge of her clear mask.

Andrea Levy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998do) Andrea Levy 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

I like this, but want to chop off the hem ruffle, I think. ALTHOUGH it doesn't bother me as much as those usually do.

Vicky Luengo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Dafonte/NurPhoto/Shutterstock (11783287cn) Vicky Luengo attends the Feroz Awards 2021 Red Carpet at VP Hotel Plaza de España in Madrid, Spain 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

I like this, with its giant cuffs. Let's bring back statement cufflinks.

Milena Smit

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998ek) Milena Smit 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

"I SAID KEEP YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCE."

Teresa Riott

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998s) Teresa Riott 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

This has a Discount Madonna feel to it.

Paula Usero

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11782998x) Paula Usero 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

At this point, just wear the full stockings. The open-toe stockings AND open-toe shoes seem like a headache unless you somehow hook them together so that the stockings behave. But seriously, why do open-toe FISHNET STOCKINGS exist? You're not fooling anyone with them. I... am perplexed.

Alberto Velasco

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Dafonte/NurPhoto/Shutterstock (11783287e) Alberto Velasco attends the Feroz Awards 2021 Red Carpet at VP Hotel Plaza de España in Madrid, Spain 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

You may look at this and think you are as confused as you can possibly be by this bizarre mix of priest and schoolmarm. But you are not.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Dafonte/NurPhoto/Shutterstock (11783287h) Alberto Velasco attends the Feroz Awards 2021 Red Carpet at VP Hotel Plaza de España in Madrid, Spain 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

NOW you are as confused as you can possibly be. Is this an art piece about the perils of static cling? A sartorial tribute to being hung on a coathook? A drunken design accident? An indictment of letting people own unlicensed staplers?

David Verdaguer

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Dafonte/NurPhoto/Shutterstock (11783287x) David Verdaguer attends the Feroz Awards 2021 Red Carpet at VP Hotel Plaza de España in Madrid, Spain 8th Feroz Awards gala, Red Carpet, Madrid, Spain - 02 Mar 2021

I know, friend. I'm scratching my head too.

There Was a Big, Fancy Event in Spain
People wore things! Hurrah!

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