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Penelope Cruz in Chanel

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 13: Penélope Cruz attends the red carpet for "Ferrari" during 61st New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on October 13, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/Getty Images for FLC)

This was shown on the runway with a red catsuit under it, which was a sensible elimination. But even with the nice fabric, this is just... meh. The armhole ruffles just scream "clown" for me.

Shailene Woodley

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 13: Shailene Woodley attends the red carpet for "Ferrari" during 61st New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on October 13, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/Getty Images for FLC)

This is Mama Shai's first appearence on behalf of the movie, and while her hair is very shiny, the suit is unremarkable.

Adam Driver

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 13: Adam Driver attends the red carpet for "Ferrari" during 61st New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on October 13, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/Getty Images for FLC)

Adam Driver's suit is ALSO unremarkable. But he was never going to wear one made of, like, bells and recycled yarn.

with Joanne Tucker

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 13: (L-R) Adam Driver and Joanne Tucker attend the red carpet for "Ferrari" during 61st New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on October 13, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/Getty Images for FLC)

He brought his wife Joanne with him, which doesn't happen that often. Her suit is remarkable in its bigness. Maybe Penelope told her that it was a clown theme and so she went super big and added a boutonniere that squirts water in people's eyes.

Penelope Cruz Is Wearing Arm Garters
At a Ferrari screening.

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