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Penelope Cruz presumably in Chanel

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Penelope Cruz attends the UK Premiere of "Ferrari" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Sama Kai/Dave Benett/WireImage)

I love that pattern but the cut of this skirt is just weird to me. Either be an empire waist or don't. Of all the labels to try and reinvent the wheel, Chanel might annoy me the most. YOU'RE CHANEL IT'S OKAY.

Shailene Woodley

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Shailene Woodley attends the "Ferrari" Sky Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)

Honestly, this is low-key but VERY kicky. I don't love the strap across the top but that's a nitpick; she looks good. (And simple.)

Adam Driver

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Adam Driver attends the "Ferrari" Sky Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)

CLASSIC. I saw some chatter on the internet last week that Chris Wallace asked him about his (paraphrase) weird looks, which he took VERY well and in good humor, and to which I say: I think Adam Driver is hot, so Chris Wallace perhaps doesn't have his finger on the pulse.

Patrick Dempsey and Jillian Fink

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Patrick Dempsey and Jillian Fink attend the "Ferrari" Sky Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Joseph Okpako/WireImage)

This seems reasonable. Our reigning Sexiest Man Alive is really in a double-breasted phase.

Jessica Creighton

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Jessica Creighton attends the "Ferrari" Sky Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Joseph Okpako/WireImage)

Kicky!

Jack O'Connell

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Jack O'Connell attends the "Ferrari" Sky Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Belinda Jiao/Getty Images)

This maybe needed...a pocket square? Something for a bit of depth.

Geri Halliwell-Horner aka Ginger Spice (L) and Christian Horner

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Geri Halliwell-Horner aka Ginger Spice (L) and Director of Red Bull Racing Christian Horner attend the UK Premiere of "Ferrari" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Sama Kai/Dave Benett/WireImage)

Behold Ginger Spice and her husband Director of Red Bull Racing Christian Horner (who I think hangs out with Dempsey a lot). They look exactly as I expected. It makes me mildly nuts that Drive to Survive rarely if ever acknowledges that Mrs Horner is A LADY OF SPICE.

Susie Wolff and Toto Wolff

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Susie Wolff and Toto Wolff attend the "Ferrari" Sky Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Belinda Jiao/Getty Images)

Toto Wolff is director of racing at Mercedes; his wife is ALSO a big wig at Mercedes. It's interesting to me that, as far as I can tell, none of the Ferrari people attended this. Anyway, I also think Toto is hot. OVERSHARING? Perhaps!

Adam Driver

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 03: Adam Driver attends the "Ferrari" UK Photocall on December 03, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Belinda Jiao/Getty Images)

Sure!

Patrick Dempsey

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 03: Patrick Dempsey attends the "Ferrari" UK Photocall aon December 03, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Belinda Jiao/Getty Images)

Everything here looks...like a quarter of an inch too small/short?

Penélope Cruz in Chanel and Shailene Woodley

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 03: Penélope Cruz and Shailene Woodley attend the "Ferrari" UK Photocall on December 03, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Belinda Jiao/Getty Images)

Penelope looks predictable but fine, if cold. Mama Shai, though, looks SO CUTE and weather appropriate. Hooray!

Better Catch Up With These Ferrari Premieres!
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