Heather Graham

Short shorts for short films, apparently. Maybe she should judge 10-hour limited series and she can wear a huge train.

Heather Graham

This looks like she was standing outside in her nightgown when an obnoxious local teen drove an ATV through a puddle.

Heather Graham, Jane Seymour

Jane looks like she smells like a pot-pourri drawer. This is not an insult.

Karen Pittman

Cute! Boring shoe, but whatever, 'twas ever thus. She's hardly alone in that affliction.

Karen Pittman

She could've just packed this one pair!

Mischa Barton

I'm not sure what award they got Mischa, but I BELIEVE it says the "women power" award. How rich to give that out when you're also handing one to Cuba. But it's really nice to see Mischa looking so well.

Mischa Barton

This does look like she's wearing fancy shower shoes.

Jane Seymour

Hard to find fault! Jane does what she does very well.

Ashley Greene, Jane Seymour and Nathalie Emmanuel

Now she looks like she's posing at her fourth wedding with her newly blended family. Nathalie's outfit is quite cool, but Ashley's top is a Glamour Don't on repeat. The fact that it hooks over her thumb AND the pants are too long! So many layers of wack.

Ashley Greene

Not to be left out of the sheer action, her legs took a turn later. I hope this isn't a trilogy that ends with combining them both.

Ashley Greene

PHEW. Wait, shoot, both sides covered... maybe this just means we're in for a part FOUR.

Fran Drescher

Fran was inspired by floor tiles.

Simon Baker

This man is DELIGHTED to welcome you to his organic vineyard, where he makes only the finest fruit wine. (He's Herb Ertlinger's competition.)

Sarah Michelle Gellar

SMG looks lovely but something about the 3/4 -length trail of buttons feels dated.

SMG

Buffy would have thrown this back into the Hellmouth.

Melissa Roxburgh

Accessories would help, I think. The dress is so simple that it needs the boost.

Nathalie Emmanuel

I hope this had an interesting back. We didn't get a photo of it, so I just have to imagine. Otherwise it's just... suffocating.

Nat Wolff

Nat was erroneously captioned as Ezra Miller, and this seemed like a grave wrong that needed to be righted. Also, the last two slides are of Ezra, so skip if you need to.

Joe Manganiello and Ezra Miller

Do we think Ezra hijacked this photo? And with a beer in hand? Or do we think Joe was like, "Sure pal, come on in"?

But seriously, no thanks. I don't think ANYONE's questions have been answered satisfactorily, and normalizing Ezra's presence is something for which I hope Filming Italy receives major blowback.

Filming Italy Is Making Some Curious Choices

Ezra Miller, really??