We're going to end with Rita, so let's give Jared the pole position here. Welcome to whatever this is. Besides a blue suede embroidery that really needs to re-think having Donald Duck on it.
Rita
52125477 Singer Rita Ora was out and about in New York City, New York on July 17, 2016. She wore a low cropped onesie that showed off some cleavage. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
This seems like Rita's closest answer to that coat, right? Oh my God you guys what if they were dating. If I had infinite time I would photoshop all these pictures into them appearing places as a couple.
Jared
52139843 The cast spotted leaving Claridge's hotel and heading to the European premiere of their new film 'Suicide Squad' at Odeon Leicester Square in London, England on August 2, 2016. The cast spotted leaving Claridge's hotel and heading to the European premiere of their new film 'Suicide Squad' at Odeon Leicester Square in London, England on August 2, 2016.
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Imagine him strolling out jauntily to pick up Rita for a movie...
Rita
52254563 Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Pictured: Rita Ora FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
... and she's like, "Sure if we can stop by my scout troop's Ren Faire booth first. I need to stir the mead."
Jared
Here's Jared in the red Donald Duck coat, because one cannot only have one...
Rita
52145072 Singer Rita Ora steps out in New York City, New York on August 10, 2016, Rita was rocking a red body suit as she made her way around town. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
Jared is not merely a man with overcoats, though. He is a man with dumb bow ties and bad pants, too.
Rita
And Rita is a person of... all of these things.
Jared
Overdressed, while being somehow also underdressed.
Rita
52154295 Singer Rita Ora is spotted stepping out in New York City, New York after enjoying a workout on August 24, 2016. Rita is currently in NYC filming the new season of 'America's Next Top Model' after she was hired to replace Tyra Banks as the host of the hit US TV show. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
I am not sure what this even IS. I believe it is a nightdress over pajama pants, because I guess suddenly she's all about layers.
Jared
Here's Jared at the Oscars...
Rita
52145755 Singer Rita Ora steps out in New York City, New York on August 11, 2016, Rita was rocking a open back shirt that showed off her back tattoos. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
... and here is Rita wearing a Playboy bunny boob cage.
Jared
So shiny!
Rita
52253928 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Rita Ora FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
ALSO SO SHINY, and possibly designed by someone who recently melted down a My Little Pony and huffed the fumes.
Jared
This was at a Suicide Squad junket, so I assume this was appropriate in context, but still. Here's the thing about Jared: He basically pledged total allegiance to Gucci and never wavered. Does that make his fug WORSE, or does Rita win that one because she reaches more far and wide and still comes up with nonsense?
Rita
52121912 British singer Rita Ora is spotted out and about in New York City, New York on July 14, 2016. Rita was rocking a very a short silver dress during the outing. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
I mean. I think this might be Philipp Plein, the same one Heidi Klum wore recently, but seeing Rita get out of a car in it and be REQUIRED to employ her hand as a modesty shield -- and even that is not quite enough -- is really... sobering. So, you know. You can also consider Best/Worst Use of Hands.
Jared
Every time I see this, I start whistling, "I'm gettin' married in the morning..."
Rita
52143523 Singer Rita Ora is seen stepping out in New York City, New York on August 8, 2016. Rita was spotted with rumored love interest Lewis Hamilton on Friday night in NYC. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
This is ALSO fussy and perhaps overthought.
Rita
52140840 British singer Rita Ora is spotted out and about in New York City, New York on August 4, 2016. Rita is currently in NYC filming the new season of 'America's Next Top Model' after she was hired to replace Tyra Banks as the host of the hit US TV show. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
We've gotten into where there are more Rita photos than Jared photos. We run into this often. The imbalance is not an attempt to sway votes. (I cannot repeat strongly enough how disinterested we are in rigging this, which is also why we use a randomizer to set the brackets; it's WAY more interesting to see what you guys do.) Rita just had more stuff, and we're not even showing ALL of it to you, but it seemed incomplete to abridge it because part of this whole contest is weighing opportunitites against outfits.
Rita
52113855 Celebrities attend the Warner Brothers music party held at the Shore Ditch House in London, England on July 6, 2016. Celebrities attend the Warner Brothers music party held at the Shore Ditch House in London, England on July 6, 2016.
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I mean. This is a very important Rita Ora submission. It's got a cape AND it's sheer. I think? Maybe it's just cape-like sleeves. Still.
Rita
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 02: Rita Ora attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Fifty Shades Darker" at The Theatre at Ace Hotel on February 2, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images)
And then here we have Jessica McClintock's failed line of bedding for rival Laura Ashley.
Rita
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Rita Ora attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
And, an olive spangly tulle turd. Sorry to be blunt, but... life is short. Say what you mean.
