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Madrid Premiere

I think this dress is very, very cute. I also enjoy that both R. Pattz and T Laut apparently decided to go scruffy -- although Rob's hair is....well, look. When HAVEN'T we been complaining about his hair? So I guess it's tradition.

I actually love Lautner -- he is so hilariously good-natured about all the really dumb shit poor Jacob has to go through, including falling in love with a baby and having a 15 minute argument as a wolf -- but he looks like he's dressed as an off-duty Seacrest.

Madrid Premiere

I also kind of love this mini-bustle. I'm especially glad she's not wearing a sequined heart of her ass, the way she did yesterday.

SHOES

To quote our generation's greatest philosopher: HOLA LOVERS.

FACE

Oh, hon. It's almost over.

Madrid Photocall

And there's a smile! Actually, I'd argue that, at the very least, all three of them look exhausted. We're none of us as young as once we were.

Madrid Photocall

I don't know if that's a necklace, or part of the dress, but regardless: I like the whole thing.

'El Hormiguero' Tv Show

I never really know what's happening on "El Hormiguero," but I DO know that it generally looks entertaining. R Pattz is happy to be there. Kristen looks totally fine in a look styled by Dr Zoe Hart. I'm just happy those shoes get another outing.

Lautner and K Stew

TEAM JACOB FOREVER EXCEPT THAT HORSE HAS LEFT THE BARN.

I just thought this picture was funny.

YES

Albeit it not as funny as this one.

Fines and Fabs: Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart has never looked THAT comfortable doing press, but she's made a huge improvement between now and the first Twilight movie. That being said, I haven't seen her look so sad at a series of premieres in a long time. I don't think she looks sullen or crabby -- and her body language w. R Pattz and Lautner both looks as relaxed and comfortable as ever -- I think she just looks sad. Maybe she is sad because these are the last Twilight premieres she will ever attend, and a huge part of her life is finally drawing to a close -- that kind of thing can make you melancholy. Maybe she is just thinking that she is going to miss having the always affable Taylor Lautner around. Maybe she dropped her cell phone in the hotel toilet. Whatever it is, I hope she cheers up. And I don't mean that in the BE GRATEFUL AND STAND UP AND SMILE sense as much as I mean it in the Kid, I Think You Need a Vacation, So Go Get Yourself a Mai Tai sense. The good news is, at least this time her outfits are cute.

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